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St. Patrick's Day is the one day when gingers aren't considered second class citizens.
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Duke's tourney run was over faster than a Kardashian marriage.
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RT if you think Taco Bell should serve liquor.
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Any woman who appreciates March Madness should also appreciate a halftime quickie.
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My girlfriend says all I care about it sex. I disagree, I absolutely love SportsCenter.
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Fuck Kony! We should worry about our American soldiers who don't get enough respect & risk their lives everyday!
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A girl doing a keg stand will always be sexy.
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President Obama spends more time on his NCAA picks than fixing our broke ass economy. #priorities
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Asians might run ping pong but we dominate Beer Pong #Merica
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Remember if you don't get drunk...the terrorists win. #Merica
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Guys, if you want to find a classy college girl just look for the one drinking wine...from a box.
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Seeing "Project X" before Spring Break is like having a pep talk before the big game.
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What does the planet Saturn & Lebron James have in common? Nothing...Saturn has rings.
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Snookie is pregnant. Finding the father will be harder than it was to find Bin Laden.
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What happens at Spring Break, stays at Spring Break!
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I don't trust people who don't drink alcohol.
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I don’t have to drink to have a good time…But I always have a good time when I drink.
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Anyone who says marijuana is a gateway drug is correct. It’s a gateway straight to Taco Bell.
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The only thing safer than a condom is Whiskey Dick.
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