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I forget that when I watch Euphoria, I have to prepare myself for penises.
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@ThomasSanders
I shall be attempting to learn more dancing this year. Purely to prep for things like theatre and NOT because Tom Holland’s performance of “Umbrella” in drag has lived in my head rent free.
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@ThomasSanders
Yes, it’s unrealistic to dream about dating a celebrity, but have you ever stopped to consider this:
1. Shut up.
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@ThomasSanders
I’ve been exercising, working on my stress levels, ordering less takeout, and moderating my sleep schedule and I’m so pissed off my parents were right that it would make me feel better.
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@ThomasSanders
He was there for me when no one else was.
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@ThomasSanders
when he gives me that look 🥰 after I beat his ass at a game 💕
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@ThomasSanders
A Timeless Classic 🛏
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@ThomasSanders
Screw you, Brave Little Toaster and Toy Story. You are the reason I can’t get rid of anything in my apartment.
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@ThomasSanders
Sleepy but make it fashion 📽(Experimentation with projector & fog machine w/ @aswilde1)
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@ThomasSanders
smellin the roses 💐 (📸: @aswilde1)
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@ThomasSanders
POV: You’re back on the bookmobile. You’ve found a cool new I Spy book. There’s a Lunchables waiting for you after this. Life makes sense.
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@ThomasSanders
This year… more L E G.
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@ThomasSanders
I truly will never be over the god-tier character designs in this movie
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@ThomasSanders
Happy World Introvert Day! I shall be celebrating privately.
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@ThomasSanders
I mean… what’s a better testament to your legacy than having the whole world dreading when you’re going to say goodbye? You were an amazing one, Betty White 🤍
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@ThomasSanders
I'm Ready-ish 🗓
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@ThomasSanders
lotta people talking about how great their year’s been, but you have every right to feel just as triumphant if you’ve been out here simply surviving.
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@ThomasSanders
Luca: Silencio Bruno.
Encanto: We don’t talk about Bruno.
Me: … everyone leave Bruno alone.
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@ThomasSanders
They wanted to do more caroling... 🔔
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@ThomasSanders
Very rude having my crush on Andrew Garfield reignited.
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@ThomasSanders
He doesn’t like the attention, but everyone still felt he should be celebrated. Happy Birthday to the stormcloud who first appeared on this day. You’re seriously the best, Virgil. 💜🌩
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@ThomasSanders
🎵 Spider-Man, Spider-Man, if you spoil the movie, you can kiss my Spider-Ass🎵
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@ThomasSanders
“I don’t wanna bore you talking about my special interests.” First of all, you’re my friend, and nothing makes me happier than seeing you excited about something.
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@ThomasSanders
Really gotta stop adopting the personality of whichever fictional character I’m currently obsessed with.
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@ThomasSanders
You’re pretty rude if you make your villains hot, I don’t like the moral conflict.
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders