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These photo apps feel illegal.
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Some jealous hoe: Is that—
Me: An original Power Rangers lunchbox I had when I was six years old? Yeah, it is.
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What I should do: find healthy ways to cope with stress
What I do: look into my imaginary camera like Jim from the Office
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Driving Gavin home, he always conveniently brings up a new game he’s wanting and if he thinks I’m gonna spend 60 dollars to “surprise him” with yet another new Call of Duty he is absolutely right why do I always cave
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I need Zendaya to get all the emmys.
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“You know what they say: when there’s a bird, kill it with a stone.” - my godson with very questionable recall memory
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Video Game Levels 🕹 ( w/ @TheLevv & @kennyguygames)
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Friends: Nooo, you’re not back with him* again, are you??
*Him: the video game/tv show I’m restarting for the 100th time
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*Groceries come out to $14.92*
Me: Hey Gavin, ya know what happened in 1492, right?
*Long pause*
Gavin: Slavery?
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I like my coffee like I like my men… capable of making me extremely anxious.
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Time for a Glam Look for Janus 💛🐍 It’s the anniversary of his first appearance, so we gave him a spy-inspired makeover!
Happy Birthday, ya slithery snake. (📸: @aswilde1; 💄: @lovelyyuniverse)
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What I should do: finish what I’m writing.
What I do: overanalyze one sentence for three hours before moving on.
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"Cartoons are getting so gay" um excuse me, the 80s had Rainbow Brite riding a delightful pride horse and her sidekick's name was Twink.
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This may look like a romantic date picture.
In actuality, it’s me, pissed off that his food came out before mine and he’s rubbing it in.
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My family knowing full well what a certain card game does to us: “We don’t talk about Uno, no, no, no…”
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Happy Black History Month!! This link takes you not only to some really important causes like ensuring black history is taught in schools, but also to educational resources, which I love. We can ensure black history is learned & appreciated year round. linktr.ee/znrtr_
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Played one game of Five Night's at Freddy's, now I'm constantly afraid of turning on lights in dark rooms lol
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So, you joined chorus in middle school. You screwed up.
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How to Lose Friends and Money at the Same Time 💸 (w/ @theleoanderson)
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Me and this dude barely remember recording ourselves dancing to the Ratatouille soundtrack by a fountain at 1AM, but there’s 3 and a half very embarrassing minutes of us making it happen.
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Not Wordle, just me being the only one awake in my apartment building at 4am.
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Chapter 1 of Roleslaying concludes tomorrow… I have fallen so in love with this whole story… and you’re in for it. ⚔️ (Art by @AlexBDent)
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The constant mood.
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Disney green-lit the Percy Jackson series. My heart.
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If Members of the Zodiac were in a Horror Movie 🔪 (Thank you to @BrittneyNKelly for help on this lol)
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders