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I DESPERATELY need stray cats to understand I am not going to hurt them and only want to get close to give them scritches.
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Amount of times a Story Time vine got me questioned by police: 1
Amount of times a ShoutoutSunday got me questioned by police: 37
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This is the longest I’ve kept a New Year’s Resolution, please just let me celebrate this
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Me: It’s so cold, I can’t feel my hands.
Esteban: And your gay ass is still drinking iced coffee.
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NEW VIDEO: "BLOOPER REEL - A New Bloop - PART 2" 🎥 Saved the most scandalous bloopers for this video... brace yourselves... youtu.be/tP_W6NIrFFI
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Matched with my family’s Chinese magnolia today!
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nothing witty in this tweet, i just needed to remind you all again how cool i think you are. love you to absolute pieces.
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i am so sorry, but i had an intrusive thought
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I don’t mess with people who leave Read receipts on their phones. They don’t fear anything.
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I'm gonna need all the fellas to know:
- it's normal to have body image issues
- it's okay to talk about them & seek help in combating them
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Not to be incredibly poetic this evening, but Women
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I must confess… I’ve always been afraid of playing Five Nights at Freddy’s, but you all are making me wanna try it.
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Broad shoulders + a high-waisted skirt
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What better way to celebrate the anniversary of a sassy, coffee-drinking physical embodiment of Sleep’s first appearance in a short video… than with a cake pop? Happy “Birthday”, Sleep 🖤
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IT SNOWED. I HAVEN’T SEEN SNOW IN SO LONG!
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Patton’s Skirt Look 💙 An official photoshoot for the anniversary of his first appearance and you best believe he’s getting that second cookie. Happy B-day, Patton. You’re the best. 🎂 (📸: @aswilde1)
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The strain I have put on my personal relationships…
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My friends have brought up NFTs to me for years.
It was just shorter than having to say Not Funny, Thomas.
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Understanding that there are real people on the other side of your screen >>>>>>>>>
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This fierce painting of Lucifer has been the source of moral conflict for Christian gays for decades.
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Every day I get to run past these little dudes and it makes it all worth it.
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Working with What They’ve Got 🇨🇴
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Not to be a complete nerd, but if I get proposed to, it should be in the form of an all-out National Treasure style quest to find the engagement ring… or an escape room.
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sorry, i was gonna text, but i just texted you yesterday and was afraid i’d annoy you
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it’s my new angst song.
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders