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@ThomasSanders
@Ranboosaysstuff Heck yes, dude!! So happy for you! Ra(i)nboo(w) 💜
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@ThomasSanders
It’s Bi Visibility Day, so a gentle reminder to bisexuals to cease all your usual crime as you will be seen.
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@ThomasSanders
@Jacksepticeye The upside downussy
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@ThomasSanders
Someone's already made the "What's a ghost's favorite youtuber? Ran-boo" Halloween joke, right?
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@ThomasSanders
Dude, I am so happy for the kid they cast as Percy Jackson.
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@ThomasSanders
I am so fuckin gay.
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@ThomasSanders
The world just wasn't ready for them.
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@ThomasSanders
Me and this guy are now dating. We will always have taco raccoon. twitter.com/ThomasSanders/…
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@ThomasSanders
So, went on a date with a guy... We stayed up til 2am downtown, sitting next to a fountain in the moonlight. We talk about how we've never slow danced with a guy before. He puts on Mariah Carey's "Reflections" on his phone and we make it happen. Just made a new core memory.
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@ThomasSanders
I am officially engaged… 💕💍💖
in combat with my fear of commitment.
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@ThomasSanders
I’m officially taken 💕
Mis-taken for someone who can successfully flirt.
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@ThomasSanders
What I want is a gay Disney prince. It does NOT mean I no longer want queer-coded badass villains with flair.
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@ThomasSanders
2022 was like, “I’d love to go out big. Let’s have Greta Thunberg help with the arrest of Andrew Tate.”
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@ThomasSanders
Take it easy, bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes.
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@ThomasSanders
omg new cryptocurrency just dropped
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@ThomasSanders
*Making out with guy*
Me: Sorry, I need to stop for a second to take a picture of this raccoon eating a taco behind you.
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@ThomasSanders
The queer urge to dye one’s hair instead of going to therapy.
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@ThomasSanders
Hey @YouTube, how do I make it so that my videos aren’t preceded by any conservative republican political ads ever again.
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@ThomasSanders
2023: Get sluttier
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@ThomasSanders
Jay Jonah Jameson: Get me pictures of Spider-Ma—
The pictures:
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@ThomasSanders
sorry i didn’t reply, my hyperfixation took me hostage for eight hours
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@ThomasSanders
When my dad is finally comfortable enough to talk about the concept of boyfriends with me: :)
When the talk is about why I don’t have a boyfriend yet: :|
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@ThomasSanders
Some LGBTQ+ students have to hide who they are from families to stay safe. To lawmakers who support any bill aimed to out them, you are endangering kids.
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@ThomasSanders
Just caught feelings. Gross. Disgusting. Unacceptable.
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders