476
Can’t even lie, these are the hardest father n daughter pics of all time twitter.com/JosephHDempsey…
477
My kink is watching men carry all of my shit 4 me. Like yesssss struggle
481
I accidentally starve myself all day n then somehow consume 5,000 calories @ 7pm
482
Burgers n fries should switch places. Like you get one big fry n a bunch of lil burgers
484
Can we all come 2gether as one nation n agree tht Subway has sum fire ass cookies
487
When I’m high af using my chest as a dining table that’s the real me
492
I be commenting under Tik Tok videos like a middle aged mom that just discovered Facebook
495
Possums can’t rly get rabies n they eat a lot of unwanted pests n they’re cute as fuck so I think we should all start being nicer 2 them
496
I wish I liked going out but I genuinely get nothing from it
499
U guys don’t get it twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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I’m up hitting a joint @ 8am like I fr didn’t even give the day a chance
