2
I won’t explain any further, but my man gotta be a lil bit gay in order for shit 2 last
3
You’ll b having a good ass day n then you’ll open your Instagram app 2 a bitch in Tokyo petting capybaras w/o you n just like that your whole week is ruined
5
This is the kind of situation where an apology doesn’t even matter cause that shit was weird asf 😭 twitter.com/CNN/status/164…
7
If I had a dick I wouldn’t b satisfying nobody fr twitter.com/VirgilAbroke/s…
10
I’m not shit fr twitter.com/mariyyum/statu…
11
If u manage 2 get me outta the crib, just know I rly value ur presence
12
Omg u bitches r losers twitter.com/AutismPrincess…
13
I’m always like nah, he didn’t post that. Then I go look 4 myself n it’s like oh. He rly did post that twitter.com/Kurrco/status/…
15
Imagine wanting a nice lil iced coffee n ur man walks thru the door wit paperwork twitter.com/LuminousLindaa…
16
I luv activities. I’m the activity friend. Ask me 2 do activities with u n I’ll cherish u 4ever
17
I get high n feel the need 2 delete my entire social media blueprint
20
It‘s always the “omg you’re sooo pretty” bitches that turn out 2 b the weirdest
23
My man can’t have any type of social media cause he’s gonna come on here n think he can find a bitch like this meanwhile his Uncrustable is thawing on the counter twitter.com/gezzyinthecity…
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My favorite hobby is listening to the same 12 songs for the rest of my life
