451
Korean bbq is jus 1 of those meals tht I’ll never get tired of eating
453
There shud b 2 horns in a car. A mean one n a nice one
454
If ur man has ever hugged a bitch n they rocked side 2 side, it counts as a body
455
Does ur man deep throat ur toes or does he h8 u ?
456
I don’t need therapy, I need a Japanese import
457
All the bad bitches fucked w Happy Tree Friends when they were growing up
463
How quickly he rolls up needs 2 be a Harvard study twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
464
I’m slowly turning into the type of bitch I used 2 despise. A morning person w/ goals
465
All I need is a xanax & 45 seconds wit Bella Hadid’s closet
467
That would be my last fuckin straw fr twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
468
Once my face is washed there is deadass nothing u can say that will get me 2 leave my crib
469
He said his love language was physical touch so I bit him
470
Ppl that h8 on Taco Bell jus want attention
471
wym you can’t rot in bed w/ me mon - fri?
472
Not arguing wit a man that has tiny hoop earrings, whatever you say sexy
473
Nothing pisses me off more than seeing a man enjoying himself n having fun