428
One mid ass meal will rlly have u reevaluating ur entire life
431
God the men u put on earth 2 hunt n protect women are making Tik Toks ☹
434
Every time I leave my house I’m like why did I do tht
435
I think if u expect lower rates from ur friends when ur asking for their goods or service ur a terrible person
438
Wish I was stupid cause y’all seem so happy n carefree
443
It’s nice having ppl 2 do stuff with, but it’s even better when u have some1 u can do absolutely nothing with
445
Don’t ask why I know abt your family vacation in Mexico from 2011. Me n my bitches r federal
447
The sluttiest thing a man can say is “come here”
448
Eating @ our favorite restaurants w/o me is considered cheating
450
If she doesn’t make u put on SPF in the a.m she doesn’t love u
