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I have to say: even if I wasn’t in this, I’d still really want to see it. #GothamKnights
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I’m back, guys! I have to admit, I'm proud of the gnomes for their rebellious spirit (but their knot-tying skills need work). After some soul-searching, i've decided to keep GISH registration open. You have until July 17. Go! you.jointhehunt.com/register.php
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Most of the people I’m meeting on the road are really nice, but some of them are a little shellfish. #CrawDadJokes roadfood.com/tv/
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Nothing shows true leadership like the ability to be petty and self-serving while simultaneously manipulating the people with propaganda. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Maison just said, "Dad, what are you smiling to yourself about?"
I said, "I've been waiting for this moment for 4 years."
She nodded, understanding: "Oh. Like when I was waiting to get a gecko." bit.ly/VoteOrgMC
856
Finally, there's something Trump & I can actually agree on.
857
Climbed up on the roof with the kids at 4:10 AM last night to watch the lunar eclipse. They scrambled back down.
I got stuck. (Too old to climb down.)
Please send help.
858
I was actually pretending to be asleep... twitter.com/Shoshannah7/st…
859
Why is it that I never think ahead? Yesterday, I foolishly posted this:
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Climate change is upon us. Thankfully, @JoeBiden has rejoined the #ParisClimateAgreement. I hope we’re not too late. 🌎🔥
(Important Road Safety Tip: When you stop on the shoulder of the highway in 110° F heat, make sure to lock your keys inside the car so you don't lose them.)
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This year for #GISH, among other accomplishments you raised over $240k to help families in Laos, planted thousands of trees, and collected donations for refugees—but more importantly, me & Maison got to destroy the #gishbus. bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS
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I just posted my very first @tiktok_us video, but now I’m genuinely concerned that it will be so viral that all of TikTok’s servers will crash. (SOUND ON, PLEASE.)
vm.tiktok.com/ZMRAmA6sS/
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Ever wanted to see what a #Supernatural panel is like? I’m streaming mine tomorrow! It’s high tech & interactive—you can ask questions & make (non-sexual) requests. While you're tuned in, try out my new patented “lickable screen” technology! 8/25, 4 PM ET: stageit.com/misha_collins/…
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This morning, buckling in, Maison said, "I wish we didn't have car seats and raincoats. I wish we were just a family of animals."
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We don’t have a cat because West is very allergic, but Maison wanted one, so we got her a robot cat for Christmas. The neighborhood cat comes into the house if we leave the door open. He has taken a fancy to the robot cat and curls up with it all the time.
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This morning, we are doing men’s work… bit.ly/AEClub_HC
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I picked up a part-time job doing customer service at a local bookshop in New Jersey. @BookendsNJ bit.ly/AEClub_HC #TheAdventurousEatersClub
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Text me “QUARANTINE” if you want a project we can all do to show support for healthcare workers:
(323) 405-9939
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I’m so sorry, Jim. Sending you & yours my love. If you need anything, I’m here for you. twitter.com/jumblejim/stat…
870
You’ve heard of “Batman”, but Hatman’s powers are much more impressive.
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Maison said, “something weird happened today. I had a lot of sweet things but I didn’t really like any of them, but I kept eating them. So I was just eating more of what I didn’t even like.” Then with a bit of awe she added: “It’s like I got carried away or something.”
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Hey @HamillHimself, your appearance at the end of the last episode of #Mandalorian was amazing. You look great. Can I ask what moisturizer you've been using?
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It is with deep sadness and regret that I am publicly announcing that you can now order my book of poetry. bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
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Something’s fishy here, nonetheless, this moment’s worth preserving. #HaikuPoetryDay #InternationalHaikuDay
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Sometimes raising our fists against tyranny and injustice is the very kindest thing we can do: bit.ly/RA_BLM
#BlackLivesMatter
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
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