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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you slither away.
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#TRUMP2020: Now endorsed by the KKK AND the Taliban!
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There's a little game I like to play: Sometimes I like to wave and wink at future me, and then years later, I wave back.
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I was just cleaning my pantry and found this out-of-date bottle of serpessence. I’ve been accused of being a “charlatan” or a “snake oil salesman” in the past. I say, if the shoe fits.... youtu.be/qe7B8pT7_nw
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Tonight at bedtime Maison said, “Let’s have a chat about what we believe in.” And then she eased me in, “Do you believe in Tsunamis?” “Yes” I said. “Really?!!” She asked. “Have you actually seen one? Or just heard made-up stories about them?”
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Maison just said, “Dad, what inventions were invented since you were a kid?” I said, “iPhones! And computers. We didn’t have those!” She looked astonished then asked, “What about balloons? Did you have those? Or Dream catchers?”
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I love my country. That doesn’t mean I love what my country does... twitter.com/DavidYankovich…
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Stop teasing us! What is it!? twitter.com/Chico6/status/…
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Californians, don’t be apathetic! You have until Monday (8/30) to register to vote in the recall election. Vote NO if you want to save CA from a right-wing Trump supporter who wants to kill social programs & make the minimum wage $0. (Seriously.) VOTE!
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I just learned that you’re supposed to collect charm bracelets one charm at a time. This seems inefficient, so I’m giving away a set of all the @Stands #Embracelet charms! (100% of profits go to @Fulcrum_Arts & @jacmelchildren!) bit.ly/CharmContest
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I’m partnering with my friend @gilesduley to help save 25 family farms in Laos. Will you help me? gish.com/help-25-famili…
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Kavanaugh is applying for a lifetime job on the Supreme Court. If hired, his decisions will affect us all for decades to come. It's the duty of the hiring board (Congress) to review ALL his records fully. Take action & make them to do their job! #WhatAreTheyHiding (202) 804-8191 twitter.com/VP/status/1025…
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When I played the reprehensible Serial Killer, Paul Bernardo in a movie, I thought he was the worst killer in Canadian History. It turns out the Canadian Goernment and the Catholic Church had him beat by a mile. bbc.com/news/world-us-…
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A real president would be working for the United States—all of them, not just the states that happened to send him electoral college votes. This man does nothing other than serve his own ego. We MUST vote him out in 2020. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Hey, Donny, I had no idea you have such an aversion to balloons! (If we promise to make you feel unwelcome here, will you leave the US, too?) #TrumpBaby businessinsider.com/trump-baby-bli…
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Trump is pushing a policy that locks up refugee kids indefinitely. Let that sink in: KIDS fleeing VIOLENCE turn to US for HELP & he wants to PUT THEM IN CAGES FOREVER! I signed this & hope you will, too—& VOTE to save their childhoods. #StopFamilyDetention bit.ly/2CTryCX
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...But they’re not married? How does that work?”
And West said, “Its because they sexted.”
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I just had the most up-in-my-business TSA screening of my life. The guy put his fingers in my waistband & used the back of his hands for "sensitive areas." At the end he winked & said, "temperature all right for you?" He had seen this & was f-ing with me. youtu.be/KYDuDGISJXs
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I don't want to say @RuthieConnell's #BeWitch shirt is magic, but when I wear it, I feel transformed. #BeWitch bit.ly/BeWitch_StWT
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My friend in Bellingham, Scott (@FrontLine_Masks), designs outerwear for special forces. He’s designed an easy-to-make mask that uses vacuum bags & air filters to protect workers. If you can sew or know someone who can—make some! #CoverOurCaregivers
gish.com/cover-our-care…
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They say our new family band, “Clam, Let Go!” Is irreverent, but I’d argue that we have a certain unique charm.
bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_… #Embracelet
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