826
Sometimes good people do bad things... bit.ly/2lSaw0W
827
We are doing a photo shoot for our cookbook today. We have a professional food stylist here, but Maison had a presentation idea of her own that required nothing but mushrooms, a white wall, and thumbtacks.
828
Like most parents, I struggle to get my kids dressed in the morning. If you’re a kid, have kids, or know anyone who has kids, you need this: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
100% of profits will go to charity, with a focus on bringing super natural, healthy food to kids in need.
830
Move over, Mary-Kate & Ashley: Congrats to @JensenAckles & @jarpad on their new line of designer totes, available only at #SDCC2018! (Too bad about the creepy voyeur on it. No idea how he got on the design.) #WBSDCC
831
In every community, there are people & organizations fighting to help those hit hardest by the pandemic & its effects on our world. @RandomActsOrg is launching a new initiative to identify & support those on the front lines. Will you help us? bit.ly/RASP_MC
832
The dog peed on the porch, so I got a bucket and soap. My wife saw me mopping and said, “That’s the sexiest thing you’ve done this year.”
I’m killing it...
833
West’s rule at dinner last night was “no hands.” It was particularly hard to serve the salad.
834
Honest communication is so important for healthy relationships. For tips & tricks, tune in to #Supernatural tonight for group therapy at 8/7C!
youtu.be/ylQc75FYHCs
835
This is a cry for help. my.community.com/mishacollins
TEXT: (323) 405-9939
836
Hey there, will you help us finish this? It's for homeless families in temporary housing and sometimes it feels nice to help strangers in need... twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
837
Thinking of pre-ordering this, but I’m not sure—the authors seem to have some pretty outlandish ideas: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
838
Sadly, Maury, I’m contractually forbidden from taking polygraphs or as you call them, “lie detector” tests, but I am permitted to take flexibility tests, eye exams, and trivia quizzes, if any of those will help us resolve this once and for all. #AlexHasToBeMyBiologicalSon twitter.com/TheMAURYShow/s…
839
Thank you Olive, for being a powerful ambassador of forgiveness and kindness. It is an honor to work with you and your collective. And thank you to @GISH participants, @RandomActsOrg, & @gilesduley for all of your work in bolstering this brave community of women in Rwanda.
840
Not only do these graphs show the exact opposite of what you’re saying, Ann, but if people believe your lie and become complacent, they may die. @Twitter should suspend this account for endangering public health. twitter.com/AnnCoulter/sta…
841
Good news, everyone—Maison just reported, “dada, I remembered how to cry! But I decided not to cry tonight. That’s just my decision.” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
842
@JensenAckles Sorry, man. You're preemptively cut off. No more apple juice for you.
843
A "well cared for" child who has been ripped from their parents and orphaned due to cruel policies is not “well-cared for." Period. #Debates2020
844
You are not alone.
你不是一个人。
तुम अकेले नही हो।
Usted no está solo.
Tu n'es pas seul.
Ты не одинок.
তুমি একা নও.
あなた一人じゃありません.
Você não está sozinho.
لست وحدك.
Fight. Stay. 💚 helpguide.org/find-help.htm
#WorldMentalHealthDay
845
The trees are much better-dressed than I am today.
846
I hired my son to help me install a ceiling fixture, but I should have checked his references first. As I was uploading this, I noticed he stole cash from my desk halfway through the job!
#AlwaysHireUnion!
847
Tonight it was abundantly clear: the the thing Trump fears most is your legitimate ballots being counted. #VoteStrong
848
I can only assume that you’re posting this, @tedcruz, because you disagree with @BetoORourke on this point and that you think unarmed black men SHOULD be shot and killed in their own homes. Too bad your campaign has sunk to such sickening racism. You’re getting desperate, huh? twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
849
This video was made by a guy I’ve been friends with since before I was shaving. It shows how broken we are. Please watch it. #UnrigTheSystem #JusticeForSale @omarepps @desmondmeade represent.us/justicenow
850
We’re not even off the air yet, but the @artinstitutechi has already put us in an exhibit with the ancient Incas.
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
he/him