1526
Hey, @Twitter, @realDonaldTrump is violating your rules by threatening to obliterate Iran. Thanks. help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1527
...”isn't backed up by established historical accounts or public U.S. intelligence.” For the sake of word count, “...is a lie” would’ve worked.
The @nytimes’ bad reporting was used to justify the Iraq war. This kind of equivocating language could put blood on your hands again. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
1528
I’m not saying that a Russian-owned wannabe despot would order an assassination to distract from news about his own misdeeds, but… No, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Our country is under siege. Trump is working for Putin’s interests & his own, NOT America’s. twitter.com/robertjdenault…
1529
Trump and @SecPompeo talked to Russia before briefing Congress on the Iranian assassination, which makes sense. After all, it’s important to check in with your boss first.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR SOVEREIGNTY?! twitter.com/SecPompeo/stat…
1530
Trump just killed an Iranian General with the false premise that he was preventing an impending attack. Killing an Iranian General is an act of war and will certainly CAUSE Iran to attack the US. Trump will cost American lives to distract from his impeachment! Terrifying. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1531
An on-point ladybug landing. Good omen for 2020.
1532
If a juror coordinated with a defendant in a trial, he'd be held in contempt. The senate IS the jury in an impeachment trial & @SenMajLdr said he's coordinating with Trump. Tell your senators they MUST hear from witnesses! Our constitution hangs in the balance. #ImpartialJustice twitter.com/DougJones/stat…
1533
A pickup truck with two dogs in the back pulled into a mini-mall parking lot and Maison said, “Those dogs are probably coming for a massage.”
1534
The police in my hometown issued a mandatory curfew due to suspected home invasion “reverse robbery” bandits on Christmas Eve. After being tormented by this gang throughout my childhood, I’m glad to know the cops are finally on the case. facebook.com/greenfieldmapo…
1535
I put candy canes and Green Machine Catering hot sauce in everyone’s stockings...
1536
I hate seeing children used as corporate stooges like this.
1537
Good tidings to you & yours. #MerryChristmasEve
1538
Been stuck on the couch for 12 hours. This is what happens with intense boredom...
1539
A perk of airport wheelchair service is the butts’-eye-view you get of your fellow travelers. No-one ever talked about that.
1540
This is your very last chance to get a copy in time for the holidays! The first printing sold out, but the second printing has arrived in bookstores and online is stocked! bit.ly/AEClub_AZ
(All profits go to charity!)
1541
@feliciaday Sounds like a piñata, which is appropriate for end-of-year celebrations!
1542
I can’t imagine why any Christian would criticize you, Donald "Grab ‘Em By the Pussy” Trump. Maybe they’re upset about you paying off porn stars to hide your affairs, or lying daily, or praising murderous dictators, or stealing from your own charity... twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1543
Soon. Now that I have titanium in me I’m going to be long-distance lightning. How’s November for you? twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
1544
Impeaching @realDonaldTrump wasn’t partisanship, it was patriotism. Not surprisingly, Putin condemns impeachment, while Moscow Mitch (@senatemajldr) tries to stop the President’s National Security Advisor from truthfully testifying before the the Senate. wsj.com/articles/putin…
1545
An old friend sent this song and said, "this is what it's been like being friends with you all these years." I'm Ed. youtube.com/watch?v=0c8BEu…
1546
Democratic Rep, @TulsiGabbard, has been echoing Putin, defending Trump, & she may be coordinating with Republicans to run as a third-party spoiler like @DrJillStein did in 2016. Yesterday Gabbard did NOT vote to impeach. Watch out for this trojan horse. latimes.com/opinion/story/…
1547
Hey! @mattcohen4real is in @NewYorker magazine! As usual, he's pushing his Christmas/Hanukkah agenda. (I don't like feeling this kind of jealousy.) newyorker.com/magazine/2019/…
1548
@realDonaldTrump Nothing conveys “not guilty” like the measured, well-reasoned response of an all caps-locked Twitter rant.
1549
Tonight history was made & Trump was impeached, which was just the pick-me-up I needed after surgery. Thanks to those reps who stuck up for the country & voted to impeach. (Not you, @TulsiGabbard; nothing says “patriot” like voting, “I dunno, who cares?”)
1550
I wore out my hips running with a condition called “dysplasia,” which is not as sexy as it sounds. Today I got a hip replacement from Dr. Berger in Chicago. Thanks to this team & all who make a career of bringing health to others. Can’t wait to play kickball with my kids again!
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