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I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there are impeachment rallies happening tonight all over America. If you text PROTEST to 21333, they’ll tell you where the rally nearest you is. Get out there & let your reps know you support the rule of law!
#ImpeachAndRemove
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Finally, there's a way to keep all the impeachment info you need tucked right into your hip pocket. (This must be how Trump feels about @senatemajldr.) impeachtrumpapp.com
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Stand up for the rule of law tonight & make your voice heard.
RSVP at act.standupamerica.com/Impeachment-Pr… or text PROTEST to 21333.
#ImpeachAndRemove #DefendOurDemocracy
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When I’m traveling, I just text everyone I know in town to meet up. I texted these guys to come meet me this afternoon at the @artinstitutechi.
Text me if you want me to let you know when I’m in your hometown: (323) 405-9939
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@dicksp8jr @JensenAckles @jarpad @Alex8Calvert Just in case you’ve forgotten the lyrics to this time-honored holiday classic: youtu.be/RD3LpUMdElI
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10-year challenge. We have evidently made no progress. twitter.com/JensenAckles/s…
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Can we tack on some additional articles of impeachment? Asking for a disgusted country.
nytimes.com/2019/12/10/nyr…
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Less than 2 weeks left until Christmas! I know how hectic this time of year is, so as your personal shopper I've taken the liberty of picking out the perfect gifts for everyone on your list: adventurouseatersclub.com/shop
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What a difference 20 years makes, Lindsey. History will not be kind to you. twitter.com/grantstern/sta…
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You guys never cease to amaze me. This season, #GISH participants are helping to provide over 5,000 meals (and counting) to families in need, just by signing up to play my strange game. Thanks.
Come play: bit.ly/GISHSchwagMC twitter.com/GISH/status/12…
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I have a feeling @simplyrecipes will never invite our family to dinner again. We left a mess & didn't even wash the dishes when we were done. adventurouseatersclub.com
PS: 100% of our profits go to charity! twitter.com/simplyrecipes/…
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This is my first foray into cult-leadership and I gotta say, it felt like a natural fit... twitter.com/GrahamReznick/…
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To no one’s surprise, my name sign makes prominent use of the middle finger. (Thanks, @Shoshannah7.) twitter.com/Shoshannah7/st…
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The kids desperately wanted a pet, we didn’t want the dander, so we got them a robot cat. It was a perfect plan until the neighborhood cat, Tiggy, stopped by and fell in love. Now we live with a robot cat and a real cat. Can you tell which is which?
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I was actually pretending to be asleep... twitter.com/Shoshannah7/st…
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Getting a script from me can be a back-breaking effort. I have 3 left! I’ll be giving them away to good homes.
If you want one, text me so I can get to know you:
(323) 405-9939
my.community.com/mishacollins
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I’m still conspiring with people to find good homes for my recyclables. Want in? Text me! (323) 405-9939
my.community.com/mishacollins
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I’ve still got a few more signed scripts to give away (sorry, the magazines are gone). Text me! (323) 405-9939
my.community.com/mishacollins
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In my infinite magnanimity, I’m giving away signed scripts to people who text me, but some of you CONSPIRACY THEORISTS have questioned whether it’s really me texting. I took a photo to prove it, but it came out backwards, so I screencapped, too. my.community.com/mishacollins
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This is a cry for help. my.community.com/mishacollins
TEXT: (323) 405-9939