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I can’t believe @seriouseats got me to go on the record about my history of petty larceny. (I hope the statute of limitations has expired…) seriouseats.com/2020/02/specia…
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Ejected from the White House for demonstrating honesty and integrity. nbcnews.com/politics/trump…
1478
When giving me performance notes, the director (@mattcohen4real) has been drawing on his boxing background.
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Congress is supposed to be a wall protecting us from corrupt Presidents. This wall has crumbled.
NOVEMBER IS COMING.
Vote them out.
nytimes.com/live/2020/trum…
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You can shut down this poll, @EW, I can definitively answer the question:
Yes. It is. twitter.com/EW/status/1223…
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The definitive answer to this poll is:
Yes. twitter.com/EW/status/1223…
1482
With #SPN ending, I've decided to develop the skills needed to open an Etsy shop.
1483
Working with my favorite scene partner tonight... This little ball of joy. (@spntapeball)
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Love can’t be silenced—not with legislation, or even with tape. (Tape CAN be used to spice up love, but that’s another matter...) #NOH8 twitter.com/NOH8Campaign/s…
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Really? Did you ask the farming & industrial communities u strangled with a useless trade war? Or the 800,000 dreamers who now live in terror? Or the 700,000 struggling Americans you’re taking food stamps away from, or the US citizens separated from loved ones by your Muslim ban? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Just 75 years ago, Auschwitz-Birkenau was liberated. We've got to do everything in our power to ensure that hate & oppression never take root again.
#HolocaustMemorialDay
theguardian.com/world/2020/jan…
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RIP, Kobe. Heart breaks for your family. twitter.com/RealALEXAN/sta…
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Warning: This post is part awe, part shameless brag & part pathetic nerdiness.
Turns out, thanks to my dear friend (&President Elect of Women in Math), @tritesprite, I now have an Erdős/Bacon number (mine's 6). Along with Carl Sagan & Stephen Hawking. NBD. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdős–Bac…
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The founding fathers would be proud... twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I don't know why everyone's so surprised by Trump's criminal, mob-boss language. We all know that we've had "the Don" in the oval office for years!
washingtonpost.com/politics/recor…
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This was @TVGuide ’s take on my social media presence... I think they’re mocking me.
As you can see, my real profiles showcase a far more serious, professional demeanor. twitter.com/TVGuide/status…
1493
It suddenly occurs to me that holding a world record in hugging might be a little creepy... twitter.com/GWR/status/121…
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How do I enter to win? twitter.com/seriouseats/st…
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West heard me record this and said, “Let me try those.”
After a bite he reported, “Wow! These ARE crunchy.”
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This is incredible! I’m grateful down to the marrow of my bones. Thank you. twitter.com/jenstarkidross…
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Why can't we quit you? (Congrats.) twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
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Bob Garfield (@Bobosphere) has been one of my idols since high school. I’ve had my nose in his new book, “American Manifesto”, all day. If you’re interested in being a better person, read it! bit.ly/AmericanManife…
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10 minutes ago I had this exact experience (minus the cocktails) going through an @TSA checkpoint. He even said “I’ll use the back of my hands for any sensitive areas” & ran his fingers all the way around under the waist of my jeans. It was very romantic...m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDuDG…
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