1501
I hate to say it, but our youngest generation is flushing real opportunities down the toilet for the sake of “education.”
1502
Nice work! The charms you bought from @Stands made it possible for @RandomActsOrg to purchase a second bus for the FHS in Nicaragua! Thanks. (Charms are still available if you want to chip in. We’ll be using the proceeds to help pay for gas & any repairs.) shopstands.com
1503
Looks like @jarpad and @JensenAckles bribed #SXSW organizers to put a #Supernatural panel on the schedule. Jeez. Those two will do anything to get me to visit Austin. sxsw.com/news/2020/laur…
1504
Hey Christians, if you’re still supporting Trump, notice the header of the guy he’s retweeting here is literally giving the finger to God—which is fitting because frankly, supporting Trump IS a middle finger to God. twitter.com/D0wn_Under/sta…
1505
Slight correction: You refused to comply with House subpoenas. You also ordered your staff not to comply. Some of them testified anyway because they didn’t want to be complicit in Treason against our country. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1506
Oops. This is going to make the next cabinet meeting at the White House very awkward... twitter.com/nytimes/status…
1507
A cold snap is coming through the Pacific NW, so we loaded up the minivan and dropped off sleeping bags at the drop-in center today.
1508
A year ago, I made this knife from a railroad spike. This morning, Maison threatened to chop my computer into little pieces with it. But the joke's on her, because it’s barely sharp enough to cut a tangerine.
1509
Something exciting for the young people.
1510
Thank you,TRUMP! This must be a direct result of you easing restrictions on pollutants in our drinking water & air! It probably helps that your administration also increased asbestos use & refused to ban pesticides that are known carcinogens.THANKS AGAIN! nytimes.com/interactive/20… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1511
Look, mom! I’m on a podcast... wholemamasclub.com/podcast/167/ra…
1512
My heart is broken seeing the devastating wildfires in Australia & so much catastrophic loss of life. My dear friend & cast mate @Shoshannah7 has found a way for the #SPNFamily to help... bit.ly/ShoshannahChar… twitter.com/Stands/status/…
1514
All is not well! I came home from work to discover that Maison had sprinkled glitter all over every surface in the house. This glitter situation is irreversible. Glitter on the rugs, upholstery, armpits, everywhere. I will forever sparkle.
1515
Text me “NSFW” & I’ll text you a behind-the-scenes video of our first week back on set after the new year. I’d post it here, but I think violates Twitter's Terms of Service.
(323) 405-9939
(Text me right now & I’ll send it to you within the hour.)
1517
Thank you, Senator, for putting country before Party. twitter.com/cspan/status/1…
1518
I don’t want to seem desperate, Mark, but... please? Please? Pretty please?!I’d do anything to see you on the show! I’d scrub your toilet with my own toothbrush! (Okay. Maybe I’m a little desperate.) twitter.com/HamillHimself/…
1519
مردم آمریكا جنگ با ایران نمی خواهند.
1520
NO AMERICANS WERE KILLED BY IRAN'S ATTACK TODAY.
@realDonaldTrump does not need to strikes back.
If he does, it will start a war.
And THOUSANDS or MILLIONS will die. #NoWarWithIran
1521
This morning, buckling in, Maison said, "I wish we didn't have car seats and raincoats. I wish we were just a family of animals."
1522
IF THE SENATE DOES NOT TAKE BOLTON'S TESTIMONY, IT WILL HAVE FAILED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OUR CONSTITUTION. twitter.com/AmbJohnBolton/…
1523
ما مردم آمریکا میدانیم که مردم ایران و فرهنگشان از گنجینههای دنیا هستند. ما
رئیسجمهورمان نیستیم.
1524
“After I start a senseless war in the Middle East, I always like to unwind with another 18 holes on the tax-payer dime!” -DJT twitter.com/funder/status/…
1525
I just yelled something I hope never passes my lips again: “IF YOU DON’T STOP KICKING EACH OTHER, I’M NOT STOPPING AT WALMART!!!”
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
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