1276
half of y’all were gifted kids because your parents were doing your school projects for you
1277
the G in LGBTQ is for gross domestic product 🌈 ❤️
1278
you respect george bush’s legacy? name five families ruined by crack
1280
nazis was NOT playing they called on the motherland omg
1281
i used to feel like i actually lived in america but now i'm just chilling on a gigantic rock ran by some people i do not fuck with
1282
honoredt to be on @TeenVogue’s young hollywood issue
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1283
older siblings who put their younger siblings onto cool music are braver than the us marines
1285
cuffing season is upon us. don’t forget to cuff yourself to your favorite historical landmark at risk of becoming a condo
1286
everyone leave drake ALONE. we need another reverb heavy, reversed snare drums, SAD album. something to get WINE DRUNK to. something to like instagram posts from 60 weeks ago to. yall are getting his testosterone levels TOO HIGH
1287
realizing im approaching an age where all the good romantic prospects are starting to get in serious relationships i might have to alicia keys it
1288
y’all are so fucking SCARY oh my god
1289
i didn't breath today out of respect
1291
me coming back from christmas break in 2nd grade ready to tell the rich kids santa klaus is fake cus i didn’t get a playstation
1292
males love to lick their lips... you should be saving your mouth lubricant for your Wife. nobody wants to marry a dried up whore
1293
euphorias cinnamontogglery is so good
1294
rihanna pregnant with the next tame impala album
1296
yes i do da tweeting yes i do da fleeting
1298
when fergie said “if you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home” i felt nothing and didn’t listen
1299
why did i think these were ventriloquist dummies twitter.com/petermaer/stat…
1300
white people be like “what! you’ve never listened to the van springjovi!” like we all sat with them in their dads ford explorer otw home from basketball & listened to him yell over oldies rock radio about how he’s going to report the black athletes for using fake home addresses
