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if we can’t have well funded public schools or health insurance can we at least have teleportation. capitalism is not even hitting like it’s supposed to
1304
that guy in your intro to philosophy class
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white people will complain about having to see another presidential race with “two old white men” but will still have living grandparents. change starts at home
1306
there is no reason for advil to be so scrumptious
1307
when i used to go over to my white friends houses and they’d drink plain whole milk with dinner
1308
me omw to work in 2050 twitter.com/britanyalexcia…
1309
yall are bagging on elizabeth warren because yall hate unapologetic women of color. same like y’all did with kamala. this is not new but nobody is ready to discuss this
1310
if you're hot but were raised rich it doesn't count
1311
me begging a dentist to remove my wisdom teeth twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1312
new fka twigs dropping soon i’m about to levitate off the bed during sex while whispering and spinning my head 360°
1313
y’all act like there’s no safe place for you to be homophobic go get your haircut
1314
single people:
everyone in their life: hey, i just noticed youre incomplete. why are you broken
1315
yes i may be angry, stressed, tired, under-appreciated, broken, struggling, anxious, depressed, going through it, negative, morose, apathetic, disheartened, closed off, hurt, and generally disillusioned with modern life, but at least i’m dehydrated
1316
me wearing an underwhelming outfit and tucking my shirt into my pants twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1317
a queer gender non confirming immigrant man won AOTY and youre prioritizing a cishet american woman...
1318
jolene fr dont take my man. on me i’m begging fr please
1319
this always reminds me of that stretch of time in the mid 2010s when floors kept collapsing at house parties twitter.com/MetroBoomin/st…
1320
americans need to stop the pop vs soda debate for a second to mutually attack brits for calling it “fizzy drink”
1321
i’m in mitch mcconnell office giving him chokey throat with one hand and sending the stimmies with otherthe
1322
sopphocles: better not to exist than live basely
homer: in laboring to be concise, i become obscure
sappho: twitter.com/radlcIes/statu…
1323
before you get mad abt the grammys remember they gave rap aoty to macklemore over yeezus, good kid maad city, beyoncé’s husbands album and nothin was the same
1324
larry stans before meeting a psychiatrist
1325
a single mom who works two jobs
who loves her kids and never stops
with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter
