1176
petition to rename corona the black plague so white people will stay inside twitter.com/SportsPundette…
1177
in 2nd grade we were cleaning our desks and kids starting crying cus someone pointed out the rags were made in afghanistan twitter.com/paulkrugman/st…
1178
bidets in every public restroom 2020
1179
some of yall never filled an empty body wash bottle with water to make it stretch and it shows
1180
biden voters: if biden loses we will only have bernie supporters to blame
politicians: twitter.com/lhfang/status/…
1182
idk how people look at me crazy for still wearing a mask in manhattan where it smells like shit took a shit
1183
this aged horrifyingly well twitter.com/AndyBeckerman/…
1184
i’m going to eat a grilled cheese and reflect on my mortality
1185
42 year old white men: *burns tiki torches shouting heil trump*
fox: this isn't a riot it's just goofy kids killing time on their gap year
1187
when i criticized buttigieg twitter.com/nypost/status/…
1188
fluent in sarcasm. let’s go on an adventure. dog parent. hufflepuff seeking gryffindor.
1190
when megan thee stallion said “i knock the shit out that bitch like an enema” she did more than the past 50 years of american sexual education
1191
kanye: i am a god
conservatives: kneeger
kanye: i love trump
conservatives: Now wait a minute. Let us hear what this man has to say. No need to attack someone for their beliefs. He is a good upstanding American who just so happens to be a kneeger
1192
lol. people clearly don’t understand.
my RACE is italian.
my NATIONALITY is sicilian.
CULTURALLY i am black
my ETHNICITY is gay twitter.com/LetsGoGoose/st…
1193
i one day i will be 50 years old putting on a yale sweatshirt and pouring alcoholic horchata into flask omw to see a vampire weekend reunion tour and only then will i understand how all those white parents felt going to see bon springstreen or whoever
1194
be yourself - frank ocean twitter.com/MillerStream/s…
1195
me:
straight white guy wearing stewie griffin pajamas: sources?
1197
i’m just focusing on school right now twitter.com/heeeeeeey11111…
1198
afro-carribbean legends twitter.com/verymimi/statu…
1199
they told me not to eat before surgery but i couldn’t resist…
