1152
ay @AdamantxYves is so close pls RT or join me in donating !!!
gf.me/u/yajgcz
1153
getting tattoos to pretend you’re capable of commitment >>>>>>>>>>
1154
fellas, is it gay to exclusively be attracted to/have sex with the same gender. be honest
1155
me washing my hands: [bye sharona voice] die corona
1156
i can’t believe my little brother is a father we used to have to hide beans in the higher up cabinets so he wouldn’t shove them up his nose
1157
i’d be in his dm’s trying to throw neck like a giraffe fight twitter.com/icecube/status…
1158
headline: *states simple fact about covid death toll*
dale7478381993: stop fear mongering
1159
please do not call me dram*tic that is an anti-leo slur
1160
new vampire weekend got me studying for the LSAT
1161
“we just need 70% of the united states to get vaccinated”
1162
people who go to karaoke and sing well reminded the teacher there was homework
1163
cnn about to see the voters of color turning out for bernie and be like “you know, it begs the question, did the 3/5ths rule make a point?”
1164
fall as a season just makes me horny for sadness
1165
abolish musical theater twitter.com/Phillipasoo/st…
1167
leftist men be like “i’m such a himbo” whole time they know what the word dialectic means
1168
dc cops getting kicked out of the klan meeting for pretend hitting protesters too hard
1169
new solange needs to drop ASAP future has made straight men too powerful
1170
friend: wanna go for an early morning jog in the park
me:
executive producer
dick wolf
1171
first of all Satan wouldnt b causing all this trouble if God supported restorative justice and wasn’t so vested in systems of carceral punishment... instead he kicked Satan out of heaven just bc he wanted a little attention... God did not do the reading but that’s y’all’s fav...
1172
almond milk to cow milk: twitter.com/queersocialism…
1173
please be kind to yourself and realize sometimes it’s healthy to take breaks from social media even if just for a day. your friends will send you useful links and screenshots to memes. you won’t miss anything
1174
day 9165 of having a flat ass... running out of patience
1175
steak & shake is the same exact quality as in & out (but better fries) yet midwesterners never overhype it cus we’re humble
