1102
people actually seem to think i’m joking my about being half italian, here’s my dad
1103
closeted teens coronavirus closings
🤝
just focusing on school right now
1104
i love reading poetry cus they feel like word puzzles but instead of being like "yay!! crossword all done :)" you unearth a devastating truth about the human experience
1106
me to a drone in 2029 twitter.com/souljaboy/stat…
1107
when you almost just threw up and you feel a hand on the back of your head
1108
me:
corporation: happy lgbtq month :) the b is for banks :)
1109
yall got bible verses in your bio and sin in your dms
1110
i stared into the abyss and tell me why the abyss stared back?? lmao i’m like keep playing with me before i eat that abussy
1111
me at the function watching people dry hump thinking about what ima eat when i get home
1112
i eat mushrooms but i do not respect them. they spoil and then they grow mold like how you a fungus getting clapped by another fungus you’re not even good in your own hood
1113
how many years out from the front facing camera scanning our eyes to make sure we watch the entirety of an advertisement do you think
1114
anything remotely bad: *happens*
me: capitalism
1115
weather channel: this hurricane could potentially bring high waters–
yall: how high
weather channel: over 6ft
yall:
1116
the less fortunate (apple music users) can get lonely during the holiday season (spotify wrapped) check up on them ("if you had to to guess,,, what's your audio aura")
1117
you already know what the fuck is going on
1118
WILL YOU RAISE TAXES ON MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS ᵗᵒ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰᶜᵃʳᵉ
1120
is there space for more than one male rapper in the game rn??? discuss
1122
rt if ur a poc (pineappleonpizzaeater of color)
1123
they really said “censorship to own the racists 😌”
1124
me walking past a shop window checking to make sure the fit go off
1125
every time a non-black person says nigga another hole is torn in the ozone layer
