jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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YikYak was how i knew All This would happen
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trump is gna refuse to leave and liberals will be on here like “We’ve exhausted all options. Time to Patronus”
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just got vaccinated
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so when you get your wisdom teeth removed do the holes close up like a pierced ear or are the gussies permanent
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the closeted 9th grade energy this has
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they’re on their phones cus classical art gets old so fast. it’s just fruit and porcelain tiddies and naked children with wings. neo-expressionism outsold twitter.com/BetteMidler/st…
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welp tumblr is banning porn so it’s no nut forever
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we really just gunna be drinking ginger ale and slathering ourselves w vaporub all 2020s huh twitter.com/SmithInAmerica…
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did you start writing that thing
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oh so the world is ending ending
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this is patrick stump erasure twitter.com/Sleeper_Muscle…
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not to be alarming but ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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us: we need to fix the systems that created this pandemic in the first place. that means FREE not affordable FREE healthcare, paid sick leave, workers rights, it’s all very possible if we just prioritized HUMAN LIVES instead of banks and military— politicians:
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no one: light skins: LIGHT but my problems are HEAVY. STUCK between two worlds but still STRONG. CREAMSICLE they call ME
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instagram should let you have multiple close friends lists. you know the reason
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white child: *commits mass murder* society: let's pray for the parents, reckoning with their baby boy's nono black child: *forgets homework* society: "ma'am" your "son" is a "future" gang leader and it's your fault
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if there's ever a nuke that shit better drop ON MY HEADTOP i dont want to see a flash, hear a bomb, nothing. NOTHING! NATHAN! i wanna be living life then boom i wake up laid up playing with malcolm x chest hair
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kids of immigrants, you ever look at your parents like THIS ghetto shit is the “””better life”””????????
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no election necessary
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white people snapped when they made buffalo cauliflower
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hiv isn't a death sentence but if you're that concerned, go on PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis). it's a pill that is between 92% and 99% effective in reducing HIV risk for HIV- people. but of course you won't actually do that. you just want an excuse to dehumanize queer people twitter.com/Hibsta__/statu…
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people born 93-98 are in a separate generation. the gay generation. i say that because i am gay and was born in 94. think this might be worth looking into @NASA
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how dare oscar isaac look like that