751
trump is responding to nuclear fucking war the same way i respond to my friends trying to make brunch plans
752
city natives: can we have better schools and another hospital
gentrification: twitter.com/buzzfeednews/s…
753
ENOUGH. i will no longer tolerate mockery for well done meats. if i’m eating an animal i want it DEAD. be quiet and eat your life support steak with your hyena stomachs
754
i’m sure it’s already been said but again so insane that cops are kneeling when that’s what got us into this in the first place
756
i just found out there’s a alt right rumor that ilhan omar is married to her brother and like it’s obviously false but white conservatives will be in her replies 24/7, mad as fuck. like oh okay NOW yall get cultural appropriation
757
i don’t think i’ve ever used the 😃 emoji...... the fuck he smiling for aint shit sweet
758
i’ve been gay in los angeles for 8 months and i’m still not in brockhampton idk what i’m doing wrong
759
will,i,am during a 2008 brainstorming session twitter.com/nocontextdruma…
760
when playboi carti said “bring that money home, daddy waiting for it” he was queering late capitalistic heterosexual earning dynamics while empowering women in the workplace
761
i miss being at work and me being like “what’s up” to my middle aged coworkers and them being like “nothing much just getting coffee” and me being like “king of getting coffee. invented creamer” and them being bemused
762
during the rapture jesus will proclaim “Ass Fat” and all those who do not reply “Yeah I know” will be left
763
no one:
the stanford prison experiment: twitter.com/nthnashma/stat…
764
not a single candidate has hit the woah yet. seems like no one wants it enough
765
hannah montana but she’s a depressed art major whose finsta of street garbage blows up forcing her to live a double life as unemployed and head designer at balenciaga
766
me in the middle of a traumatic experience: twitter.com/nytminuscontex…
767
when u return to the caucasus mountains after making millions off appropriating black culture
pic.twitter.com/hiwEovoXzE
768
nah bunny is a button away from needing an emotional support dog
769
this is the darkest tweet i’ve seen in my young life twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
770
i feel like pure shite i just want the library of alexandria back
771
little caesers are the last remains of the Roman Empire
772
the harp was probably invented when some dude was just trying to shoot a bow and arrow but he misfired and ended up plucking at an empty bowstring then his friend was like wait run that shit back
773
m&m letting sharkman lift them up doesn’t mean theyre weak it means they’re strong enough to be vulnerable twitter.com/lollcano/statu…
774
good evening fellow adhd heads where are we losing our debit cards today
775
soulja boy has more historical relevance and musical impact than john lennon
