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timmy turner was gaslighting mr. crocker but that’s your fav huh
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unpaid internships actually pay you in micro-aggressions and nature valley oat ‘n’ honey bars
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everyone please leave the drama at home this pride. do not embarrass us in front of the wells fargo representatives
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i thought that was bear in the big blue house twitter.com/LevanCarrie/st…
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POV: you’re late on Air Rent and your abt to be murdered twitter.com/Reza_Zadeh/sta…
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white supremacists: oope just gunna sneak past ya
fbi: oope go head buddy
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2027: hey RESISTBOT, just following up on the text i sent about repealing the $999.99/week breathing bill. i was a little late on this weeks payment but sophia is still waiting outside my apartment with a gucci sock full of batteries is there any way you can get her to leave
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THC (The Holy Christ) twitter.com/MichaelaOkla/s…
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ICE: *commits crimes against humanity*
media: Is the moon a socialist lesbian? Hear more gay conspiracies at 8
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them: omg what does ur tattoo mean
my tattoo: talm bout chief keef ain't no hitta chief keef ain't this chief keef a fake sHUT the fUCK uP twitter.com/mashable/statu…
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when sza said "they talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in africa, asia and latin america" i felt tht
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at some point in 2017 the primary tweet stealers shifted from common white girl or dory to 70 different accounts with prof pics of a lightskin adjacent teen taking a squat selfie in a h&m dressing room mirror
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the atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"
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people be like "i miss 70s music :/" then complain doctors are overprescribing amphetamines. which is it
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no one:
betsy devos: twitter.com/samatthetop/st…
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since yall wanna ride blue dick this august afternoon
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being a gay teen really prepared me for all of my closest relationships to exist entirely online during quarantine
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Chicago’s Police Department on the other hand........ twitter.com/chicagosmayor/…
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spiderman:
thanos: twitter.com/wattpadcomment…
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just as i hypothesized. this means the majority of earth’s life forms are having gay sex
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i’m not american im gay twitter.com/rodentfan69/st…
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ok so now which local politicians, campaigns and organizations are we putting our energy and resources into????
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when drake and future released “what a time to be alive” that was actually the last time to be alive
