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the key to happiness is lying. to others? sure. but most importantly to yourself
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spongebob is the best tv show of the 21st century just off memegevity alone
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everyone: we need free testing and treatment for everyone and paid sick leave from work
the us government:
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drink water not for the hydration but to know that you are fundamentally better than others
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i look like logic's half brother, reason
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how we treat raccoons vs how we treat opossums... pretty privilege
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fall is so dangerous. a crisp chilly wind blows then you wake up to in an apple orchard wearing matching sweaters 3 years deep into a committed monogamous relationship
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biden stans show yourselves. he’s polling too high for none of yall to sneak fw him. stand in your truth and accept the dragging
686
i am leaving the LGBTQ community due to creative differences. i will cherish the memories and wish everyone the best of luck
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excited to meet Jaiyden.!!*🦋 twitter.com/lCECUPS/status…
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men under 6ft emit less co2 and dates with us are subsidized under the green new deal
690
when the printing press first dropped there was for sure some dude like "no one is talkin 2 each othr... jus readin books.... makes u think"
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123 nęœn genesis xxxevangelion want some more motor oil go feed him twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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humans act like we're at the top of the animal kingdom when most of us only have two tiddies. cows?? 4 tiddies. dogs? 10 tiddies. yet we're the superior species??? idk something don't add up
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but they won’t wash their legs twitter.com/MimiJungKING5/…
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as a society. we are ready to stop the mass production of red delicious apples
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first generation culture is spending half ur childhood waiting for your parents to pick you up after school
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white men commit random mass murder more than lgbtq people, women, and poc because when we don’t get what we want from life we’re told to blame ourselves xoxo gossip girl
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so. you can take out loans at 18. and you’re responsible. for the rest of your life. but. commit a hate crime and it’s a learning experience
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2020 were bringing back posting vague song lyrics with no context and unintentionally scaring our loved ones
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we leaving lungs behind in 2018. we ain't cuffing no more bum ass land dwellers y'all we growing gills marrying into a wealthy merfamily and saving the whales
