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remember when they said we couldn’t make barron jokes because he’s a child and now there’s children being stolen from their parents and locked in cages but they’re okay with it
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*gets bottomless alcohol*
me @ me: okay so to get your money's worth you have to almost die
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curry said bring me your low quality meats, your bland vegetables, your shitty legumes... me & my good sis white rice will come thru & make the girls shine... miss curry didnt even have to do tht... her selflessness...
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boomers are killing the death industry by not hurrying up dying where is that article twitter.com/CNBC/status/11…
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yall aren’t ready for this conversation but the stigma that mainstream media put out against brussel sprouts was straight up propaganda. that shit is delicious when prepared correctly
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people be like “don’t cheat in school 🥺 it’s wrong to profit off someone else’s work” and be white
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MY QUEEN!!! LITERALLY BANISHING CORONA FROM THE EARTH LOOK AT HER HANDS!!!! SHAMAMNNANALAKESHABBABABA YESSSSS!!!!!! BANISH IT!!!!!!! NO EVIL SHALL PREVAIL SHEBASHKAKANANANA OOOOOOOOOOO t.co/pBcixxOueI
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do couples who sit on the same side of the table deserve rights
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the fact that bernie is the sole candidate advocating for prisoners’ voting rights makes it really obvious that dems dont view black people as people, just capital. our humanity isnt enough. anytime we’re killed by the state they throw up our resume + CV to explain why it’s bad
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i'm scared to turn straight again at midnight
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me: *buys aloe vera plant* i'll name you healthcare
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it's a shame the shooter didn't jump the turnstile cus nypd would've been caught him by now
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pray for chicago. nothing happened it's just about to be winter
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super bowl party at my place!! all 25 of us were tested in august and there’s a fan going so no need for hateful comments :)
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People Always Act Big Until They’re Under Heat 🔥 Okay Spinach 🙄🙄🙄😭
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shouts out to closeted lgbtq ppl. it takes so much mental energy to have to constantly perform a false identity. but once i came out i had so much more brain power. i can emotionally connect better. i can hit the chord change in love on top. i can bend space and time w my ass
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“We are the Daughters of the Witches You Couldn’t Burn”
the witches in question:
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pole dancing should be an olympic sport what the fuck is shot put
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kanye running for president is one thing but taking nicki off new body... unforgivable
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just read some news headlines about people being permanently injured by rubber bullets. this is horrible, if only there was a way we could find out where these bullets are coming from
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socialists: workers should be paid enough to at least survive
media: [squinting, high pitched] should they?
