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Hereditary (2018) twitter.com/Its_Eastside/s…
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death on vacation ignoring the “re: Prince Philip” in his inbox
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me taking the tape off my webcam to talk to the nsa
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2020 started with the assassination of an international political figure and threats of nuclear war and that’s just a side plot
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no more tumblr. please no more tumblr on twitter twitter.com/moontides_/sta…
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gen x/millennial parents: WE are breaking the cycle... our kids WILL be better, healthier, and save the world 🌍 ❤️
their sons: *googling* bomb that kills every woman
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straight men put on a button up shirt with pineapples and lose they morals
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it’s mf. SOUP time babey. minestrone. chicken noodle. butternut squash. cream of broccoli. lentil. pozole. wedding. matzo ball. three bean. pumpkin. lobster bisque. split pea. tomato. cock. potato. clam chowder. French onion. miso. chicken tortilla. avgolemono. carrot. sancocho.
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good morning who are we pushing away due to a fear of intimacy today
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abortion should really not be this scandalous like. i hate the human need to create narratives for everything cus it is literally a clump of cells. it is roe
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thinking about how lawns could be gardens. fuck lawns
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millennial culture is fantasizing about all the medical procedures you'll get once you have health insurance
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floridians be like “i got a WAP 🤪” it’s 98% humidity babe that’s swamp crotch
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we tear down girls for trying too hard to be ~quirky~ while saying NOTHING about boys who base their entire personalities off listening to one death grips album and wearing vans
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tag me in a “10 black people who matter ❤️” chain and i’m breaking quarantine to beat your ass
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getting caught in a public restroom with another man then getting sent to a psych ward and lobotomized ❤️❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/austinblakeeee…
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me: they didn't respond because they're busy don't jump to any conclusions
my brain:
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racism is not a mental illness. it is a choice. unlike being a Barb, which is a mix of genetic predisposition and environmental factors
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my white blood cells preparing to fight coronavirus twitter.com/Marcellomj/sta…
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we already know yall are gna use it to kill poor people you can stop pretending twitter.com/ValaAfshar/sta…
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fellas is it gay not to be gay twitter.com/LadeIsPower/st…
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it doesn’t get better but you do figure out what to do with your hair
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good morning which parent are we realizing we’re slowly becoming today
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the year is 2015. a car passes playing antidote by travis scott. someone whips as a reaction. everyone laughs. your brain produces serotonin effortlessly. you check your phone. your crush just sent you a vine. you smile earnestly, not understanding how unnatural it soon will feel
