1901
college students be like “i can’t wait until friday night i’m gunna look like a snack 😊” with -0.12¢ in their campus account. you worried about the wrong meal plan
1902
italians we won twitter.com/Emojipedia/sta…
1903
no holden caufield but people do be kinda phony
1904
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
1905
1906
i love vanity for a good cause #hotboysforbernie
1907
donate
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1908
bernie has mobilized the guys w tattoos and a cat voter base in a historically unprecedented way
1909
me experiencing familial trauma in high school
1911
the tips of your plant’s leaves turning brown is perfectly normal. it’s just your plant saying you will never be able to care for or love another living thing without hurting it
1912
ohhhh so when centrists said the US would turn into venezuela if bernie won they meant they would interfere w the election. i think people misunderstood them. we owe them an apology
1913
representation is so important. disney gave us countless queer coded villains and now we finally have one running for president
1914
every US election will be rigged when prisoners, who are overwhelmingly black, are not allowed to vote twitter.com/christheclown2…
1915
i feel like pure shite i just want the library of alexandria back
1916
steak & shake is the same exact quality as in & out (but better fries) yet midwesterners never overhype it cus we’re humble
1917
y’all mind if i listen to jamie xx and think about 2015
1918
ppl will shit on astrology but believe in god like... don’t be mad you picked the boring one
1919
all hoes go to heaven
1921
adamrayokay accepting the oscar for Rosa
1922
normalizing subtitles in the US.... yes... next up foreskin
1923
no rawr but i’m missing my x D
1924
if i see one more shrimp alfredo dish on the tl. i’m sick. i’m tired of seeing your buttered ocean roaches
1925
rebecca black said “black history month?? ... yeah... i think it is”