1551
if we all take turns hitting each other with cars we can solve the student debt crisis
1552
do i want happiness? yes. will i stop exclusively listening to sad music? no
1553
everyone is talking about “clapping alien cheeks” why are yall assuming aliens are bottoms??? all that probing aliens are atleast vers tops. you’re getting YOUR cheeks clapped at light speed
1554
me @ god for creating me twitter.com/lit_swag/statu…
1555
the load that lives in the bottom of the kombucha bottle. do yall drink that
1556
young people on climate change: no one kills me except ME
1557
no one:
cats at 4am: fuck it we ball
1558
2020 were bringing back posting vague song lyrics with no context and unintentionally scaring our loved ones
1559
ik he has a past but this is the best chris brown has looked in years twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
1561
yall aren’t ready for this conversation but the stigma that mainstream media put out against brussel sprouts was straight up propaganda. that shit is delicious when prepared correctly
1562
romeo drinking the poison after seeing juliet taking a benadryl nap
1563
your wcw is watching love island and eating peach rings she bought from the check out line at TJ maxx the last time she went back home to go to the doctor under her mom’s insurance
1566
getting caught in a public restroom with another man then getting sent to a psych ward and lobotomized ❤️❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/austinblakeeee…
1567
1568
bbc (tv network) said yall get no money and two seasons make that shit work
1569
my dad: pass mi di ting
me: what thing
dad: the ting
me: where
dad: di ting ova dere suh
me: where
dad: *pointing w lips* dere suh
1570
scout: hi
boo radley: twitter.com/rickeythompson…
1571
libertarians be like “if you take my guns i should be able to date 7th graders methinks”
1572
some of y’all aren’t ready for conversations but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
1574
no hetero but im eating frozen pizza for dinner and rewatching breaking bad
1575
d*** app**ntm*nt before and afters twitter.com/jil_slander/st…