1501
fall as a season just makes me horny for sadness
1502
growing up in the midwest, its 3-5 months a year where its so cold people mutually agree to not go outside or do shit. coastals and southerners expect u to hike and act like you have serotonin 365 like aren’t yall tired
1503
only midwesterners can truly appreciate the subtle nuances of going over to your friends and sitting in their basement and that being enough
1504
me and this uber driver were exchanging uber stories and
1505
they need to start regularly listing pet casualties in foreign stories so white americans will care more twitter.com/CNN/status/117…
1506
new fka twigs dropping soon i’m about to levitate off the bed during sex while whispering and spinning my head 360°
1507
between this and the cats movie furries are becoming so powerful twitter.com/Independent/st…
1508
i went to olive garden and the waiter gave me free breadsticks 😭😭😭 i think he recognized me
1509
if ur dating a brooklyn 20 something dude ur single to me. what’s jaboukie gunna do? miss the J and fail to reach orgasm cus of his ssri?
1511
cultural impact:
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manny wearing abstinence
a thong only
on degrassi sex education
1512
me seeing my old teacher at the store
1513
pennywise eating your ass after he finds out your fear is pennywise knowing you want to fuck pennywise twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
1514
yes i may be angry, stressed, tired, under-appreciated, broken, struggling, anxious, depressed, going through it, negative, morose, apathetic, disheartened, closed off, hurt, and generally disillusioned with modern life, but at least i’m dehydrated
1515
how is this not me. someone make it make sense twitter.com/KarlozDaughBoy…
1516
short king winter approaching twitter.com/jodieegrace/st…
1517
yesjulz after listening to the lion king soundtrack twitter.com/AllenYork/stat…
1518
cuffing season is upon us. don’t forget to cuff yourself to your favorite historical landmark at risk of becoming a condo
1519
if you’re dating an iPhone user you’re single to me. what they gunna do? stay loyal even though they stopped feeling excited years ago?
1520
spiderman:
thanos: twitter.com/wattpadcomment…
1521
bowen mf YANG!!!!!! twitter.com/MichaelAusiell…
1522
libertarian representation twitter.com/thehill/status…
1523
this is why you should always tongue kiss your boys good night. you never know which day is your last 😔 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
1525
neck game prolly on giraffe twitter.com/permafr1ed/sta…
