1576
the new york times is an opp no ed
1577
going to a pwi twitter.com/NicoKartel/sta…
1579
it’s officially soup season
1580
the harp was probably invented when some dude was just trying to shoot a bow and arrow but he misfired and ended up plucking at an empty bowstring then his friend was like wait run that shit back
1581
what u doing after. ? twitter.com/KermitTheFrog/…
1582
if all your man does is RUIN YOUR LIFE and USE UP all your STUFF that’s not your boyfriend sis that is CAPITALISM
1583
yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume
1584
someone is playing that “why don’t u just meet me in the middle” song on their cellphone speaker. on the plane. the PLANE. an a e r o c r a f t. it is 6:45am. he must be ejected. yes he is
1585
dementors after sucking the gay out of dumbledore twitter.com/iamcardib/stat…
1587
yall got bible verses in your bio and sin in your dms
1590
could joaquin pheonix’s joker smash your cakes like twinkies at the bottom of a lunch bag?
1591
Phoebe Oochie-Waller-Waller-Oochie-Bridge-Bridge
1593
australians in the replies like “nœruh”
1594
idc how much i tweeted abt wanting to die if i ever get murdered do not forgive them get revenge
1595
BIG MOUTH SEASON 3 DROPS TONIGHT
1596
stop saying he look like me!!! 🙄🙄 omg everybody keeps saying we look exactly alike... we are NOT twins 😭 twitter.com/RomeTrumain/st…
1597
yall not dating to fuck? what are u trying to do then?????? get m*rried?
1599
mfs really be named Joseph 😭
1600
having a human body is trash next life i’m coming back as a vibe