1476
Jesus took the bread, broke it, and said “take and eat; this is body.” He took a cup of wine, gave thanks to God and said “come get yall juice”
1477
optimism is having hope that things can get better, if you try. realism is understanding we are never getting another rihanna album
1479
i just went on daytime mode after using twitter of color for a week and i get it now. that daytime shit is garish and ugly
1480
me: omg it’s september
my calendar: t.co/vkKUCCqtLH
1481
it’s so dam annoying when people don’t have pics of themselves on insta how else am i supposed to construct an idealized version of you that will be impossible to live up to
1483
if you and i ooop you’re sksksksk to me. what’s sis gunna do? tea spill?
1484
me 166 hours a week: SINGLE!!!! dodnt dey tel u tht i was a SAVAGE!!! fuck your white HORSE and ur CARRIAGE!!! hot gitl YEAR!
me every sunday 5-7pm: i would sacrifice my sense of smell for someone to hold
1485
people say i shouldn’t speak on some stuff bcus i’m in entertainment but i gotta speak my truth so idc fuck it. oatmeal is good and you can do a lot of things with
1486
the PC left won’t let me say this but. oatmeal is better than cereal
1487
those marrried 18 year olds be living in all white kkkuldesacs. we can't all move there breighleighne and braedeyn
1489
i’m a man of simple pleasures. i just want to feel good all the time and never be hurt, physically or emotionally. that’s all i humbly ask 😌
1491
i hate when people say “are you okay” no i’m starved for affection bitch i will kiss you
1492
let’s not forget that kevin doesn’t know how to drive he might be gay himself twitter.com/uninterrupted/…
1493
timmy turner was gaslighting mr. crocker but that’s your fav huh
1495
rider: I was kidnapped & brought to a warehouse basement where I woke up chained to a radiator gripping a rusty butter knife. Then a small clown appeared on a TV in the corner and
Uber: We’re so sorry to hear that! We’ve issued a $5 credit to your account for your inconvenience
1496
what sandy alex g song is this twitter.com/PossumEveryHou…
1497
jamaicans will have a function and play 47 versions of this song back to back with some laser sound effects in between twitter.com/holelottacash2…
1498
no i’m not Kehlani’s “baby daddy” no i’m not “gay” i’m a Christian man happily married and currently living in a small gated community outside Palm Springs Florida
1499
I saw the pictures of the man you all purport to be my “brother.” Javier. He has a wonderful smile. Bright eyes and joyful but that man is not Of God. I can tell he burns insects and does yogurt and other spirit inviting activities
1500
hot girl summer ✈️ vindicated incel winter twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…
