1426
IF YOURE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ THIS
fellow grown folks. isn’t oatmeal delicious
1427
sitting at 7. raising a family at 7. retiring at 7. dying a peaceful death at 7. twitter.com/HexPositive/st…
1428
the fact arctic monkeys isn’t on here in britphobic
1429
who designed this suit... it is most pleasing
1430
the bible walked so wattpad could run
1431
the millennial/gen z cut off is whether or not you remember “fuck it (i don’t want you back)” by eamon
1432
catastrophic climate change is really coming and world leaders aren’t doing anything and i don’t know how to swim
1433
plastic was invented in the early 1900s but it didn’t ruin the planet until the 2000s. creatives. don’t rush. there is time
1434
Maverick Men presents twitter.com/MarkRuffalo/st…
1436
fellas is it gay to listen to sufjan stevens and softly weep, yearning for a mans touch 🤔
1437
fox deciding what shows to renew in 2017 twitter.com/ira/status/116…
1438
“sing us a song from the old country” your mixed (android/gay) grandchildren protest. you tear up as you gaze out the window at two attack drones making love. “popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard...”
1439
peta is somewhere drafting an infographic comparing chicken sandwiches to police brutality
1440
what happens to your soul when yoshi swallows you and puts you in the egg
1442
pov: you’re bolsonaro leaving the house without a security detail
1443
we still have one more day of leo season. find a way to make a situation about you before midnight
1445
when im sad im gay but when im sad and reading i am queer
1446
no one:
people hearing you have to pack: the trick is to roll it up
1447
when people demand you take out your headphones in public.... shut the fuck Up.... nothing you have to say could be more important than whatever I’m listening to. “dUdE yOu wErE aBoUt to WAlK iN fRoNt of ThAt cAr” shut up let me die hoe
1448
billionaires will spend their entire lives developing pills to make children illiterate and people will still defend their legacy once their 9th pig heart gives out
1449
kamala saw ferris buellers day off and was like “never again...”
1450
“goldfish are childish” all snacks are childish go prepare supper since ur grown
