1376
you shouldn’t have to love america to stay in it. most of our parents don’t love each other and a lot are still in their marriages
1377
The cats in Cats (2019) will have realistic spiked penises
1379
thank every last one of you who tweeted... i wouldn’t have been freed without you. they can try to hide the truth but the fact remains: twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1380
@SupaGirlZombie has someone put roman holiday over this yet
1381
no one:
light skins: LIGHT but my problems are HEAVY. STUCK between two worlds but still STRONG. CREAMSICLE they call ME
1382
yall will have a hot girl/boy summer but won’t get saved. enjoy your hot eternity
1383
watching king of the hill now and seeing four adult friends who consistently find the time to quietly enjoy each other’s company and drink feels utopian
1384
ari aster is the most anti-car filmmaker of our generation
1385
what sims expansion pack is this twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1386
okay put woody allen on trial and play manhattan twitter.com/HotFreestyle/s…
1387
no one:
my forehead:
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1389
now that i’m 2* i am retiring from shitposting and starting a family
1390
no one:
nietzsche: twitter.com/Rico_nastyy/st…
1392
i regret to inform you i just received word that buying books is not the same as reading them. i'm asking you please respect my privacy during this time
1395
it’s wild healthcare is still such a contentious thing like just make it so you can go to the hospital without ruining your life
1396
pharmaceutical lobbyists backstage at the democratic debates
1397
WILL YOU RAISE TAXES ON MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS ᵗᵒ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰᶜᵃʳᵉ
1398
marianne williamson abt to be the first pres to swear in on a stack of tarot cards
1399
1400
cat owners really be taking ABUSE from their cats are yall okay
