1351
marianne williamson’s single payer plan is just healthcare for the last survivor of each state’s measles outbreak
1352
i ordered food and the dude delivering was like “i put a movie in there for u” and i was expecting it to be a visual album for a mixtape or something but it was just a bootleg copy of any given sunday
1354
this is caribbean male culture twitter.com/500wayz_/statu…
1355
the new pick me’s are straight dudes tweeting “i wouldn’t even kill lil nas x for being gay... ladies”
1356
clout induced psychosis will be in the next dsm-5 update
1357
“why do you always look tired?” because i’m ugly??? what answer are u looking for here
1360
that guy in the bagel shop was not a short king. short kings are
sensitive
honest
on top of their shit
ready to help others
thankful
kind
into self enrichment
noble
giving
short
1362
1st gen kids waiting for their parents to pick them up from school at 6:30
1363
aliens at area 51 making a twitter to ask for fka twigs back
1364
little caesers are the last remains of the Roman Empire
1365
Realistically. The U.S. government admits to aliens being in Area 51. These aliens are sentient, able to communicate, and have personalities. Souls. After public outcry the ACLU wins a Supreme Court case freeing the aliens. Are u clapping/letting an alien clap their/your cheeks?
1366
college in america twitter.com/Am_Blujay/stat…
1367
no one:
flashbacks on big little lies:
1368
chickens really used to be dinosaurs you hate to see it
1369
meet the gestapo putting the SS in ass
1370
i was in the middle of a break up lying on my half deflated air mattress in my roach infested apartment like half of this album’s target demo twitter.com/PigsAndPlans/s…
1371
a lot of yall look hot as old people. i’m about to be in the retirement home dentures out diapers off
1373
*watches the Potato Flew Around My Room Before You Came (2014) vine while the end of humanity ramps up*
1374
this shit has gone too far and it’s mad annoying. all these live action remakes sucking the life outta all the heart and nuance communicated in the original animation. cast me as wybie twitter.com/swiftlynatalia…
