jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

1301
no one: chinese emperor shen nung when leaves blew into his pot of boiling water in 2732 bc: sksksksksk that’s tea sis
1302
dragons always got holes in their wings like i know that’s fucking up the aerodynamics
1303
tame impala covering rihanna’s “same ol mistakes” twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…
1304
yall will notice the coffee cup on game of thrones but yall won’t notice your cup runneth over from the bounties and blessing of Jesus Christ our lord
1305
i'm a gay hotep now
1306
anyone not on theme this year at the met gala is homophobic
1307
skinny white dude: *paints one nail, wears flowy blouse* the internet:
1308
frank’s look is camp through it’s exploration of the outrageousness in restraint, the painstaking labor required to appear normal, the frivolity of lol jk i just be saying shit
1309
everyone is just wearing what janelle monae and lupita nyong’o wear to normal red carpets
1310
rihanna’s busy doing final touches on tame impala’s new album so she won’t be at the met gala and i’m so pissed
1311
me: Yung Nudy ft. Playboi Carti - Pissy Pamper (Official Audio): 🦋 ḙ̵̄y̶̡̿é̶̼ ̸͕̈́s̵̻͝c̴̜̒h̶͝ͅe̷̟̊m̵̩̋e̴̲͌ ̵̙͝_̴̕ͅd̴̝̕o̴̘̚u̷͓̔g̵̰̍h̶͋ͅṕ̷̥ȩ̷̇ ̶͈̽!̶͖̅ ̸̢̽+̶͕͑l̸̲͋í̸͜ȅ̸͇ ̸͋͜ḱ̴̢h̸͔̃ỉ̸͇d̴̹̉d̶̼̾ ̶͉͐ċ̷̜u̵͕̾d̴̞̾e̶̬͗ē̵̖ ̷͖̑*̶̘̑
1312
pollen and histamines to my zyrtec twitter.com/imcallinthecop…
1313
me: jim & pam tinder:
1314
yaaas drown us policy king twitter.com/Reuters/status…
1315
where is your boy tonight i hope he is a 😯 ✊🏽 l l ✊🏽 / \ gentleman
1316
not a single candidate has hit the woah yet. seems like no one wants it enough
1317
when white mutuals break the follow i always wanna know what content did it
1318
me getting ready to use another app’s fun face filter and give a more detailed scan of my face that will ultimately go to a recognition software that’ll be used for nefarious purposes
1319
1320
STOP posting game of thrones spoilers i’m still on episode 0 with no intention to watch
1321
mr. ratburn and his husband are open
1322
*cuts thumb holes in striped long sleeve nightmare before christmas tee* cos.lv/tBT250uayiX
1323
walnut exfoliating scrub: twitter:
1324
i put my clown shoes on one foot at a time like everyone else
1325
please help if you can yellowhammerfund.org