1276
@zackfox yo auntie wore kitten heels to the new edition reunion tour
1277
yo auntie on the trustee board at church she made the youth group give all the money back because a girl was wearing spaghetti straps at the car wash fundraiser twitter.com/zackfox/status…
1278
yo auntie asked you to watch your lil cousin while she went to get her silk press sweated out by the store manager at home depot and your iphone is dead but they both android users so now you got nothing to do but sit with tavius and watch xxxtentacion piano tutorials on youtube twitter.com/zackfox/status…
1279
no buzzfeed but a land before time live action remake would actually slap
1280
being in your 20’s is awkward cus all my friends are settling down and getting married and having kids and i’m just over here like dreading the next full moon, jaws aching from my burgeoning fangs, unsure of how much longer i can keep my human bloodlust a secret
1281
black people: *exist*
gentrifiers: uh oh another crazy day in the life of moi. :) lol this city is BONKERS!! i used to wonder why i moved here sometimes... but i guess those improv classes are paying off, cus now? i say “yes and” to the madness :) #actor #actorlife
1283
coldplay has some bops idc idc idc idc idc
1286
LORD Jehovah father God i come to you as your humble servant begging you to please yeet me off this earth twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqu…
1287
the democratic party getting ready to nominate biden
1288
me after using a moisturizer with hyaluronic acid
1289
lettuce getting ready to give people e coli twitter.com/itsjcerm/statu…
1290
if the live action rugrats movie doesn’t have a track with playboi carti going full baby voice you can keep it
1291
the open book sitting on my lap while i’m on my phone
1294
rihanna after recording same ol mistakes
1295
big little lies AND new vampire weekend... i have intergenerational wealth this week yall can’t tell me shit i’m wearing vintage polo and vacationing in barthelona
1298
me trying to stay awake on benadryl
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1299
listened to father of the bride while drinking matcha on princeton’s campus today and loqui perfectum latine nunc. vidi deum, sensī spatiī et temporis figuram: liquifiebat. ego dixi “salve!” solō, lunā, et stellīs. ego sum agricola et vita est meus agrī
1300
m*rry, frick, ****: beto, biden, buttigieg
