jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

1026
me when the new solange drops
1027
🌎 harveyworld 🌎 twitter.com/chicagotribune…
1028
good evening to men under 6ft only
1029
pull up n let’s see what tht bfa in movement do
1030
remember when snapchat showed “best friends” and we all just watched people cheat before our eyes
1031
the apartment on the listing vs the apartment they show you
1032
nyc apartments be like “LOVELY vintage loft with hot water and live in supe (pictured) $6666 a month ($79,992 deposit with 11 months free) >849 credit score and >70% 23&Me European ancestry needed for approval”
1033
i didn’t “delete” a “tweet” you failed to screenshot a collectors item
1034
yes i’m gay but sometimes you gotta heteroswipe just to check in n see where ur at
1035
anyway random acts of flyness on hbo is brilliant
1036
its cuffing* season *smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
1037
YES short kings started to uplift all masc identifying ppl under 6ft AND fight body dysmorphic beauty standards in said ppl... YES i am 5'9"... YES that is the scientific average in the US... DRAG me if u want... call me shortezal if you want... i will ALWAYS defend short kings
1038
hot people with art instagrams
1039
the class system in the u.s. is people who search food in google maps vs people who search restaurants
1040
carpet should be illegal
1041
the public transit seats in chicago are still covered in carpet... the amount of times i’ve sat in mysterious wet... something needs to change
1042
me: hi my reflection: t.co/8CeZGW7GhA
1043
genitals ≠ gender nytimes.com/2018/10/21/us/…
1044
“god doesn’t make mistakes” genocides, slavery, famines, you, the list goes on
1045
peanuts cause deathly allergic reactions... yall really out here supporting whole murderers... yikes
1046
the amount of unchecked ego it takes to open a coffee shop with no wifi
1047
black protestant culture is being dragged to church on halloween with no costume and trying not to cry while you eat tootsie rolls and play musical chairs to kirk franklin
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1049
good evening send that risky text the earth is melting
1050
projections say the breaking point is 2040 you can still squeeze in 3-5 marriages before then