jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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the magabomber kept his job after openly saying he wanted to kill all gay and black people while in most states you can legally be fired for being lgbtq or wearing dreads
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if you’re overdrawn and hungry: ordering grubhub thru your paypal account connected to your checking will override the decline
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left: i will ruin your dinner if you are a shitty politician right: interrupting tapas is the same as mass murder
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straight people walking past a gay bar in the 60s
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billionaires after tricking the global poor and working class into believing fascism and nationalism will fix everything
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can’t believe this but i just saw @tedcruz eat a piece of human shit off the sidewalk after mistaking it for a three musketeers
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if they take away the like button i’ll start dming people “your 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is well”
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fellas would you rather have a gay son or a 800 credit score
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gays be getting italian on the first date that’s not dinner that’s a wine and paint
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tall passing king
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i did an interview with @smndrsn for @vmagazine gone off a caffeine pill and ended up sharing a lot of personal stuff style: (ig) sho_tatsuishi photo: (ig) fujioemura vman.com/article/the-aw…
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whats ur fav podcasts
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young women black grandmas 🤝 purple tinted hair
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how depressed are u on a scale of eye contact is uncomfortable to old ziploc bowl of dinner cereal next to your bed where the residual milk dried and milkglued the spoon to the bowl meaning it’ll be too much work to wash so you just let it chill
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rihanna snapped when she wrote same ol mistakes
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people in other countries: that church was nearly burnt down in 1315 by a queen who found her husband cheating americans: wow 👁👄👁 that mcdonalds has been there for 30 years
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minorities: idk everything rn feels like germany before- ***** ***: your not even dead yet, please wait until you die to make those comparisons
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me on 2007 youtube looking up fall out boy lyric videos
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12 year old me obliviously listening to a pop punk song written by a 28 year old man that’s actually just abt stalking a 17 year old girl
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this bird just asked why i wasn’t at vacation bible school twitter.com/welcomet0natur…
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good evening fellow adhd heads where are we losing our debit cards today
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there’s a couple popping each other’s pimples on the j train and that’s really the energy for winter 2018
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my love language is blackhead removal