751
unpaid internships actually pay you in micro-aggressions and nature valley oat ‘n’ honey bars
752
as much as i deeply love new york i have not consumed a fresh fruit or vegetable in a week
753
i’m saving my virginity for the next rihanna album
754
fellas is it gay to exist under capitalism? you mean to tell me rich old white men are snatching the fruits of my labor? fruits? idk bro sound a little spicy too me
755
republicans: *systematically oppresses black people, lgbtq people, women, and poc*
us: we will fight back
republicans: twitter.com/ehjovon/status…
756
us: the fuck is it so hot for
earth: i have to laugh
757
deleting tweets is a part of my second amendment rights
758
millennial culture is fantasizing about all the medical procedures you'll get once you have health insurance
759
once i get my wisdom teeth out it’s over for you hoes
760
big dick energy is a subtle, innate confidence whereas can fight energy is a felt, unpredictable aura
761
corporation: *bottlefeeding gas to dolphins* yall gotta stop using straws
762
they’re playing an acoustic cover of formation at yoga and i feel this is a good time as any to call the police on white people for no reason
763
me talking about modern musicians: ya i really like them
me talking about a pop punk band that had two songs i listened to in 2007: i would DIE for them they have molDED me into the person i am today they taught me how to LOVE to CRY to FIGHT to LEARN to LIVE
765
i will never get over how i didn’t get into an ivy league like yes i had a 2.9 cumulative and applied to none but i’ve listened to vampire weekends entire discography
766
kids who had good snacks at their house are all on facebook announcing their marriages now
767
Kylie Jenner The Youngest Person To Refuse Solving The Flint Water Crisis Even Though They Could
768
once i learn how to whistle its over for you hoes
769
me pulling up on the sting ray that killed steve irwin twitter.com/weaponshq/stat…
770
i have nothing clever to say about this just felt like thotting a lil
771
birkenstock slander is anti-lesbian and i will not stand for it
772
me depriving bigots of a platform by ignoring outrage-bait content
774
god when i was 10 years old praying to be straight
775
justin bieber, haley baldwin, ariana grande and pete davidson are bravely fighting for gay marriage rights by proving that marriage was never that serious in the first place
