726
all light skin men peaked in 2009 when obama was just inaugurated and best i ever had dropped
727
i’ve been told by a top scientist that if enough gays watch cars 2 before midnight the curse may be broken and we can learn how to drive
728
me talking to straight men on 4th of july twitter.com/lcpkenjac/stat…
730
my favorite prank is to steal a friend's phone and text their mom "hey, was just thinking about you. love you"
731
independence day is a celebration of stevie nicks doing coke and writing the declaration of independence in one night
733
“i love animals more than humans” just call me a n****r and go kaeyeleigh
734
imagine riding public transit w no headphones or book, just being left alone with your thoughts lmao couldnt be me
735
anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone’s death
736
what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century
737
*stirring lemonade with assault rifle* um if globol warming is real then why is my frige so cold? try again sweatie ;)
738
lgbtq actors consistently don’t get cast to play ourselves OR cis straight people OR horny ghosts. we just can’t win
739
new york is simply, objectively better than los angeles and if you disagree you’re white or lying
740
imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering they make paintings of people snorting social media apps for a living
741
me eating bbq after criticizing american imperialism
742
i’m fucking tired of "short" used as an insult.
“short” gave you donald glover.
“short” gave you tom holland.
“short” gave you daniel kaluuya.
“short” gave you bruno fucking mars.
short kings are the enemy of body negativity, and i'll be forever proud to defend them.
743
national anthem
-does not go
-probably racist
-corny
-outdated
axel f - crazy frog
-goes
-neurodiverse artist
-cutting-edge
-modern pop masterpiece
744
no offense but soup is better than pizza and tacos
745
every culture on earth has at least one soup and they all bang. soup transcends cultural barriers. soup is a deep part of the human experience. soup IS the human experience
746
first generation culture is spending half ur childhood waiting for your parents to pick you up after school
747
me:
white gay: i’ll have you know brunch is actually our underground railroad
748
brendan urie came out as pan and it only makes sense. a hetero could not have made a fever you can’t sweat out, it’s just not realistic
749
July 2015, singer, entrepreneur and songwriter Rihanna Robyn Fenty wrote, produced and engineered Australian rock band “Tame Impala’s” third studio album, Currents. Here’s to the third anniversary of a great album 🙌🏽🙌🏽
750
dam... drakes son is named tuitionishandledbysomerandomniggathatliveinatlantathatsheonlyseewhenshefeelsobligatedadmittedittomethefirsttimewedatedbutshewasnoangelandweneverwaiteditookhertosushishewantedtofuck so when he said that he was actually saying he loved his son
