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our duo spoken word album “Yellow Bonez in Yellow Tonez” dropping soon
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we tear down girls for trying too hard to be ~quirky~ while saying NOTHING about boys who base their entire personalities off listening to one death grips album and wearing vans
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whenever people tell kids to go outside more i remember the time me and some friends went to pop firecrackers in the forest and ran into goths swinging on tree branches from hooks in their backs telling us to find them on myspace
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me in 2010 listening to kid cudi before a depression nap
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starting an all gay indie cover band called “fleet foxes” who’s in
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women’s fashion: beautiful prints, bold patterns, quality fabrics
men’s fashion: t shirt that says “will trade my sister for fortnite”
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gwen stefani taught me how to spell banana but i wish she taught me how to do my taxes
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me: *watching anime* hey that guy told me to kill myself on twitter
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the facebook invasion has begun twitter.com/amymarsh7/stat…
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soccer players are the hottest athletes. no joke here just appreciation
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i’m gonna show YOU how to leave a party after only being there for 15 minutes
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good afternoon fellas what are we irrationally hating just because it’s enjoyed by women today
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we teach locals to shrink themselves. to make themselves smaller. we say to locals “you can listen to post malone but not too much. you should aim to be happy but not wine drunk at home with your spouse happy. you will threaten the people who left their hometown after highschool"
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the european western world has meticulously colonized and destroyed so many countries only to turn away people who flee the aftermath
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america runs on working class brown and black immigrants. this country can't fathom welcoming immigrants of color in any other capacity other than underpaid labor
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it’s funny how the straights don’t know PrEP exists and think gay-panic HIV jokes still hold any truth or relevance in 2018
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remember when they said we couldn’t make barron jokes because he’s a child and now there’s children being stolen from their parents and locked in cages but they’re okay with it
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i’m almost straight passing enough to book gay roles
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i need people to reply to this tweet pics of their big dogs ASAP. love n respect to lil dogs but i’m tryna see some big ones. my 10 year old rottweiler athena is at my parents house in chicago & i miss her
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i support big dogs because THEY NEED IT. ROTTWEILERS, PIT BULLS, GERMAN SHEPARDS, ANY BREED OVER 35 POUNDS ARE BANNED IN MANY RENTAL PROPERTIES. DONT CONFUSE YOUR SMALL DOG SUPREMACY FOR SHORT KING ADVOCACY
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por que no los dos twitter.com/mooreforall/st…
