jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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*walks up to straight couple* so who’s the autobot and who’s the decepticon
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fellas, is it gay to exclusively be attracted to/have sex with the same gender. be honest
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happy sunday who else feeling immobilized by the knowledge there’s human suffering behind every product you consume
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kings under 6ft tall... we are valid. we are strong. we are at lower risk of heart disease. if they can’t appreciate us now, be patient kings. how many tall old men do you know
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daniel kaluuya 5’9 oscar isaac 5’9 tom holland 5’8 nick jonas 5’7 kendrick lamar 5’6 bruno mars 5’6 umm, srry but short men winning sweaties
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qwhite an interesting list there twitter.com/mark55____/sta…
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how can you say homosexuality is unnatural when this mountain is fleeting rainbows twitter.com/amazlngnature/…
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fellas, is it bi to watch tv and be on your phone at the same time. be honest
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when chief keef said “i’m a gorrilla in a fuckin coup, finna pull up to the zoo nigga, ooo nigga, who the fuck is you? ...i don’t know nigga.” he was reflecting on the loss of humanity and identity many young people face upon entering the 9-5 corporate workforce
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good morning kings under 6ft. today we’re loving ourselves and easily avoiding branches
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shouts out to closeted lgbtq ppl. it takes so much mental energy to have to constantly perform a false identity. but once i came out i had so much more brain power. i can emotionally connect better. i can hit the chord change in love on top. i can bend space and time w my ass
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5’7 man: hi 5’2 woman:
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us short kings save you so much money at the grocery store and you go online and mock us i’m literally shaking twitter.com/sultanasfar/st…
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broke: #NotAllMen woke: #NoTallMen
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me: corporation: happy lgbtq month :) the b is for banks :)
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statistically at least one of the 12 disciples should have been queer but none of them were. it was jesus
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when lil wayne said "real G's move in silence like lasagna" he was referring to how cis Gay men must decenter ourselves and our experiences before we can truly be an ally to others in the L(G)BTQ+ community. in this essay i will
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so many people wanted a pony as a child only to turn around and slander short men as adults. fools... we are the ponies of humans
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when i say “kings under 6ft” that includes trans masc kings... we’re so powerful... anything is possible with a positive attitude and a step ladder
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me empathizing and being gentle with my friends
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all flies are racist. every bee is a radical leftist
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every brunch spot on pride weekend
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people who were emo in the 2000s and stayed in the suburbs evolved into a scene people. emo people who moved to the city evolved into hipsters. this is science
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happy weekend to men under 6ft. we’re embracing our short kinghood. we’re wearing whatever shoes we like, not just ones that give us an extra inch. we’re going to be assertive at the bar when we’re putting in drink orders. we are winning