401
"how could you crush on someone who lives across the country they're like 1000 miles away"
me:
403
the racists & anti-lgbtq people i went to high school w are making a child/yr and i'm making people uncomfortable by retelling 2 hr++ documentaries at parties
404
if i don't tweet as much it's because i'm writing for this show twitter.com/thr/status/923…
405
*checks bank account*
*adjusts tinder age range to 55+*
407
then make her work 60 hours a week for a bag of skittles meant to feed a family of four to teach her about capitalism twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr…
408
i looked in the mirror yesterday and there was a barely alive bee trapped in one of my curls i'm done w this carefree black boy shit
409
us: better gun control
gov: this is a mental health issue
us: better mental health care
gov:
us: ???
*two mass shootings later*
gov: hey sorry i was in the shower
410
pray for chicago. nothing happened it's just about to be winter
411
almond milk to cow milk: twitter.com/queersocialism…
412
only listening to 80s synth pop holiday songs this year no other vibes allowed
413
*reads news*
me: twitter.com/youngthug/stat…
414
there's nothing punk or edgy about white supremacy when almost every street & building in this country is named after the same 12 white guys
415
my roommate's go fund me for her $1500+ wrestling school tuition only had $20 until hannibal burress came across it & paid it all in full twitter.com/bakkooonn/stat…
416
nobody asked but today i'm mad mario never tells yoshi thank you
417
when you move cities and you're still sad
418
when everyone's roasting in love & jest until someone accidentally hits your deepest insecurity and instead of joking back you lay out a painful emotional truth about them then you just sit there trying to still seem fun, knowing you went too far
419
everyone On Here is really about mental health awareness until it comes to drug use
420
another good ol american song about taking a full leg up your ass twitter.com/nbc4i/status/9…
421
idc if i gotta sandblast and zamboni my cheeks i'm getting k-pop star skin in 2018
422
any apple product two minutes after the next model is announced
423
let's change Black Friday to Capitalism Day and Thanksgiving to Capitalism Eve where you spend the night carb loading so at midnight you have enough energy to super kick a bluetooth speaker out of a mother's grasp
424
me making fun of locals while secretly resenting their ability to find contentment in a simplistic lifestyle
425
mall santa: what do you want for christmas little boy
me: real friends for malia obama
