2101
kid at school: how come you never have people over at your house
me internally:
2102
the first episode of tv i ever wrote airs in five days
2103
the lack of john cho daddy content is disappointing. ya'll so focused on jeff goldblum's "smells like sandalwood and cigars" daddy energy you're missing out on equally as good and valid "remembered the kids' doctor appointment and cooked a last minute dinner" energy
2104
me hitting the blunt in a new group of people bcus i wanna seem chill whole time knowing i’m about to spend the next hour and a half trying not to die
2105
i think a culture where people have a holistic understanding of the potential physical repercussions that antagonizing your peers can bring is healthy. a praxis of "knucking if you buck" (crime mob et al, 2004)
2106
stormi levitating away after telekinetically throwing cardi’s shoe
2107
please be kind to yourself and realize sometimes it’s healthy to take breaks from social media even if just for a day. your friends will send you useful links and screenshots to memes. you won’t miss anything
2108
fruit flies when i leave bananas out on the counter
2109
good morning which parent are we realizing we’re slowly becoming today
2111
from small to smedium ... short kings are taking over
2112
FINALLY GOT VERIFIED ONE SMALL STEP FOR A SHORT KING ONE GIANT STEP FOR SHORT KINGDOM
2113
me:
eminem: *steadily yelling* i’m fucked up cus i fuck cups and i cusp suck on more sluts in the butt what in the butt what and when i cut ducks duck rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant shake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
2114
there’s a whole generation of children who’ve never watched a bootleg dvd :/
2115
all these musclehead masc4masc gays yet NO headlines about homophobes getting knocked out? all that upper body strength for nothing, i'm sick
2116
f****t will only truly be reclaimed by the gays once we start beating cishet ppls ass for saying it
2118
the johnny videos are collectively one of the first horsemen of the apocalypse
2120
gay marriage made people think the lgbtq+ community “arrived” when most cisgender, heterosexual people still have to be taught to see us as three dimensional human beings and even our “””””allies””””” can’t empathize with us unless we perfectly mimic their lifestyles
2121
me:
dystopian film: IMAGINE A WORLD,,, where people are oppressed for being POOR
2123
yall still eating french fries? lmao grow up and eat mashed potatoes
2124
be the cowboy?? solange in gallon hats????? cities are finished. i’m one yippie cae yaesthetic from moving to north dakota adopting some cows and living off sunflower seeds
2125
white people saying “phew chile the ghetto” is historically inaccurate yall have to say say “whoa buddy the country club”
