2051
people who watch other screens on the plane while their screen is off have a deep well of chaotic energy hiding in them
2052
you ever been just living your life and then remember trump is foreal the president
2053
no furry but scar off lion king was kinda hot
2054
playing any song off the second half of blonde in a public space is violent
2055
one gotta go
2056
curry said bring me your low quality meats, your bland vegetables, your shitty legumes... me & my good sis white rice will come thru & make the girls shine... miss curry didnt even have to do tht... her selflessness...
2057
curry to tupperware
2058
remember when you would go to mcdonalds and fill your cup with every flavor and that shit used to bang... someone thousands of years ago did that with spices and made curry... ugh their fucking mind, i stan
2059
oh so a white woman can curate the hip hop exhibit at the smithsonian but i can’t ask the dj to play i write sins not tragedies at the club
2060
peter dinklage COULD and if you think otherwise you are WRONG
2061
2064
north west is so big now twitter.com/margiesspiral/…
2065
taking photos with coffee mugs means “i’m ready to settle down” in gay
2066
is nut vegan
2067
bojack is lightskinned his mom is creole
2068
this is the darkest tweet i’ve seen in my young life twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
2069
yes, ERNIE is gay but BERT is bi. bert hasn’t fully come to terms with his bisexuality because of his hyper-religious upbringing so he doesn’t kiss ernie when they make love. it stung at first, but now when bert brings home a new girlfriend, ernie quietly goes along
2071
copernicus: the earth is not the center of the universe. the sun is
the catholic church: twitter.com/huntichon_/sta…
2074
watch season 2 of american vandal