2126
yikes sis! the tea must be gagging. im fintoo go to the corna sto! and get some more tea sis.
2127
cause of death: white people using aave to negatively respond to a black persons tweets
2128
anyone can have a light complexion but only black people are Light Skinned™
2129
dudes who angrily tell women astrology isn’t real are still hurting from finding out magnetic bracelets don’t make you better at sports
2130
“what don’t you people understand is yes he was racist but he killed black & brown people in MLA format which is something rare these days”
2131
me:
centrist: here’s a video of john mccain ✊🏻💀 obeying traffic laws 😫💦😝 pro black LEGEND 😫 mlk flopped 👑⁉️ invented feminism👷🏻♀️👩🏿 queered the west bank 💅🏻🎀
2132
people who go to karaoke and sing well reminded the teacher there was homework
2133
every time a republican senator dies you have to post a thirst trap that’s the first gay commandment
2136
if my sun comes home wearing cargo shorts with a “girl”friend around his arm... idk bro 🤢 twitter.com/uxcynn/status/…
2137
grey sweatpants twitter.com/MindBlownTing/…
2139
me at the interview vs me once i get the job
2140
me: *takes the 4 cups and plates out of my room, washes all the dishes, takes out the trash, refrigerates all my produce, puts red wine in a cup covered with perforated plastic wrap*
fruit flies:
2141
no offense but all houseflies need to DIE. productivity does -NOT- equal worth BUT at LEAST bees out here making a positive change in the world. flies play in shit and then land on your food or ON YOU and we just accept this? NO MORE. if you're a fly i'm swinging on u on sight
2142
when playboi carti said “i’m on them beans foreal” he was talking about cold brew
2143
fuck your zodiac sign did your family keep your trash can out in the kitchen or hidden in a cupboard
2144
who gentrified me twitter.com/LoudDose/statu…
2145
there’s video on here of a dude making a baby do push ups so the baby “will be straight” but if i posted a video of making baby watch fiona apple’s 1997 acceptance speech so they could be queer then it’s a problem
2146
two years since frank dropped blonde and ruined my gay life in a good way
2147
sister mary jo let me argue “i wish i was aborted so i could’ve gone straight to heaven” in a theology class debate without giving me a detention and shes had my undying respect since twitter.com/NBCSChicago/st…
2148
me after putting on erykah badu and making a stir-fry
2149
yall really on here shaming people’s bodies when the corners of your bathtub are dirty
2150
no local but walking around an air conditioned walmart in the summer be hitting
