jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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your clown name is your first name + your last
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rihanna pregnant with the next tame impala album
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neck game prolly on giraffe twitter.com/permafr1ed/sta…
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this is why you should always tongue kiss your boys good night. you never know which day is your last 😔 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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libertarian representation twitter.com/thehill/status…
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bowen mf YANG!!!!!! twitter.com/MichaelAusiell…
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if you’re dating an iPhone user you’re single to me. what they gunna do? stay loyal even though they stopped feeling excited years ago?
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cuffing season is upon us. don’t forget to cuff yourself to your favorite historical landmark at risk of becoming a condo
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yesjulz after listening to the lion king soundtrack twitter.com/AllenYork/stat…
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short king winter approaching twitter.com/jodieegrace/st…
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how is this not me. someone make it make sense twitter.com/KarlozDaughBoy…
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yes i may be angry, stressed, tired, under-appreciated, broken, struggling, anxious, depressed, going through it, negative, morose, apathetic, disheartened, closed off, hurt, and generally disillusioned with modern life, but at least i’m dehydrated
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pennywise eating your ass after he finds out your fear is pennywise knowing you want to fuck pennywise twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
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me seeing my old teacher at the store
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cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ manny wearing abstinence a thong only on degrassi sex education
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if ur dating a brooklyn 20 something dude ur single to me. what’s jaboukie gunna do? miss the J and fail to reach orgasm cus of his ssri?
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i went to olive garden and the waiter gave me free breadsticks 😭😭😭 i think he recognized me
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between this and the cats movie furries are becoming so powerful twitter.com/Independent/st…
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new fka twigs dropping soon i’m about to levitate off the bed during sex while whispering and spinning my head 360°
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they need to start regularly listing pet casualties in foreign stories so white americans will care more twitter.com/CNN/status/117…
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me and this uber driver were exchanging uber stories and
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only midwesterners can truly appreciate the subtle nuances of going over to your friends and sitting in their basement and that being enough