1451
going to a pwi twitter.com/NicoKartel/sta…
1453
d*** app**ntm*nt before and afters twitter.com/jil_slander/st…
1454
no hetero but im eating frozen pizza for dinner and rewatching breaking bad
1456
some of y’all aren’t ready for conversations but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
1457
libertarians be like “if you take my guns i should be able to date 7th graders methinks”
1458
scout: hi
boo radley: twitter.com/rickeythompson…
1459
my dad: pass mi di ting
me: what thing
dad: the ting
me: where
dad: di ting ova dere suh
me: where
dad: *pointing w lips* dere suh
1460
bbc (tv network) said yall get no money and two seasons make that shit work
1462
getting caught in a public restroom with another man then getting sent to a psych ward and lobotomized ❤️❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/austinblakeeee…
1465
your wcw is watching love island and eating peach rings she bought from the check out line at TJ maxx the last time she went back home to go to the doctor under her mom’s insurance
1466
romeo drinking the poison after seeing juliet taking a benadryl nap
1467
yall aren’t ready for this conversation but the stigma that mainstream media put out against brussel sprouts was straight up propaganda. that shit is delicious when prepared correctly
1468
my mom is going to the emmys tomorrow gas her up
1469
ik he has a past but this is the best chris brown has looked in years twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
1470
2020 were bringing back posting vague song lyrics with no context and unintentionally scaring our loved ones
1471
no one:
cats at 4am: fuck it we ball
1472
young people on climate change: no one kills me except ME
1473
the load that lives in the bottom of the kombucha bottle. do yall drink that
1474
me @ god for creating me twitter.com/lit_swag/statu…
1475
everyone is talking about “clapping alien cheeks” why are yall assuming aliens are bottoms??? all that probing aliens are atleast vers tops. you’re getting YOUR cheeks clapped at light speed
