1551
optimism is having hope that things can get better, if you try. realism is understanding we are never getting another rihanna album
1552
Jesus took the bread, broke it, and said “take and eat; this is body.” He took a cup of wine, gave thanks to God and said “come get yall juice”
1554
jovan tweeting “you telling me a shrimp fried this rice”
1556
my lil brother @javeigh has been living in brooklyn for less than 48 hours and
1557
yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope
1559
winnie: and that’s on what?
christopher: period pooh
1560
people born 93-98 are in a separate generation. the gay generation. i say that because i am gay and was born in 94. think this might be worth looking into @NASA
1561
day 9165 of having a flat ass... running out of patience
1562
no one:
lobotomists in the 1950s: twitter.com/greggsulkin/st…
1563
us to the meteors that keep almost hitting earth twitter.com/quama12/status…
1564
scientists: we have 5 months to save the world
me: thank you five
1566
no one:
Dr Jekyll: twitter.com/Genius/status/…
1568
fellas is it gay to see twitter.com/_herbeautyxo/s…
1569
dick game vegan i got impossible meat
1570
MACBOOK HACK: spill water in your bag to unlock a cool leopard print screensaver
1571
if ur dating an eboy ur single to me what microsoft sam gonna do
1572
they really thought two semesters at nyu was abt to solve shit twitter.com/ajplus/status/…
1573
me omw to work in 2050 twitter.com/britanyalexcia…
1575
i surprised my mom w a dress and an invite to the emmys
